The House of Substance: News from an Australian Paper But It's Really US News and I Didn't Notice

Friday, October 30, 2009

News from an Australian Paper But It's Really US News and I Didn't Notice

23 comments:

fish said...: Yes officer, it was definitely two young black guys.; October 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: Authorities have released Dick Van Dyke.; October 30, 2009 at 10:46 AM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: Staging a burglary is a crappy way to cover up the fact that you passed out and your friends wrote "Dick" all over your faces.; October 30, 2009 at 11:03 AM
mikey said...: Hmm, looks to me like the quality of the Navy SEALS has come down quite a bit of late...; October 30, 2009 at 11:15 AM
J— said...: It looks like some marker has come off. Next time use a Sharpie.; October 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: And you have to fill it in.; October 30, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Another Kiwi said...: From KISS fans to burglary. Decline or foiled ambition???; October 30, 2009 at 12:34 PM
M. Bouffant said...: Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

Or is this a legitimate "It would have been irresponsible not to ...?

I must dishlyze this some more.; October 30, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Rusty Shackleford said...: fish FTW, though I think he heard that one at school; October 30, 2009 at 1:38 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

I just read Gould's Book of Fish and was quite prepared to think the worst of them.

You could well be offended that the narrative voice reminded me of you.; October 30, 2009 at 1:42 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: There's a moral here, like "Remember to wash the pen marks off your face after the heist".; October 30, 2009 at 7:06 PM
J— said...: Re: guy on right

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes and black marker.; October 30, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Those eyes are pretty piercing. It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"; October 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM
M. Bouffant said...: Aaagghh, don't force me to enter another bookstore!

Besides, them's Tasmans, not Ozzies!

(I'm sure there's a difference, even if only perceptible among the Emus themselves.); October 30, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: There's probably a higher convict ratio to the ancestors of Tasmanians, although I am only qualified to make snap libels.; October 30, 2009 at 8:16 PM
Another Kiwi said...: In Tassie those face markings would be considered mating behaviour.; October 30, 2009 at 8:42 PM
M. Bouffant said...: wilfully digressive (or so it seems), sometimes self-indulgent narrative

I agree completely.

Buted, one could say, if one had trouble w/ the letter "ess."; October 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM
tigris said...: It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"

The first guy is looking at your ass and saying, "Hey baby, you beautiful. Gimme a dollar."; October 30, 2009 at 9:10 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: Tassies are the people that Australians make "in-bred cousin-fucker" jokes about (when they're not joking about New Zealanders and sheep).; October 30, 2009 at 10:33 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: Tasmanians opt to in-breed
Rather than dilute their seed.
They don't wax their pubes
Or watch Intertubes
Instead they listen to Creed.; October 31, 2009 at 2:14 PM
J— said...: Speaking of geographic features that look like other things, Strange Maps has what you get when you mash up Africa and South America.; October 31, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Another Kiwi said...: More proof of Jesus lizards, J.; October 31, 2009 at 2:35 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Some people have too much free time!

Comment by Stergios — October 31, 2009 @ 6:02 pm

That's what some say...
~; October 31, 2009 at 8:40 PM