Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Astute!

Not to argue the numbers, because I don't know them well, but this is not the USA RAH RAH! that it hopes to be:
WE HAVE LONGER AVERAGE LIFE-SPANS DESPITE HAVING A FATTER POPULATION WITH A MUCH HIGHER % OF BLACKS - WHO DIE YOUNG (AGE 70 YEARS ON AVERAGE); IF THE USA HAD THE SAME % OF BLACKS AS THE EU THEN OUR LIFE EXPECTANCY WOULD BE 81 YEARS.
It is, however, in all caps, which makes it authoritative. Also RELIABLE, as RELIAPUNDIT would have it.

My friends, Republicans want to split your spine SOONER.



The instrumental break at 1:38 makes me LOL. Seriously.

Fragmentizing
Chop the bodies
Hatchet wielding
The spine splitting will never end!

13 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Heard this one before. What, then, are we to do w/ or about those black folks to get our stats back up?

Isn't this further evidence that there is racism in AmereiKKKa, & it kills people?

mikey said...

Ok, look, I GET that if we kill all the black people in america we'll take a short-term hit on our life expectancy number, but once we get a few more years under out belt it'll just keep going up and soon it'll be higher than those commies.

So think of it a long term plan,ok?

Another Kiwi said...

Jeebus Mikey, some sort of a health system? Steady on old chap!!

Substance McGravitas said...

I am uncertain why they should be killed if you could just exile them. Killing them seems to err on the side of incivility, and that makes me complain about incivility but not do anything else.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Appeasement , S-McG?

WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPEASEMINT WITH YOUR APPEASEMENT?
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Rusty Shackleford said...

The spine splitting must end at some point.

Substance McGravitas said...

Sorry Rusty, if you can't trust Cannibal Corpse to give you an accurate picture of the world I dunno what else I can tell you.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Yes, there just aren't enough zombie-based thrash metal bands.

herr doktor bimler said...

Surely the inexorable processes of evolution will eventually cause us to develop pre-split spines.

Substance McGravitas said...

The inexorable process of evolution has lengthened one of my arms so that I can reach into the fridge from the living room.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Surely the inexorable processes of evolution will eventually cause us to develop pre-split spines.

As long as I can conveniently split your brain-pans, I'm good with it.

Substance McGravitas said...

I wonder what would be more convenient? Top to bottom or bottom to top?

Substance McGravitas said...

Bottom to top might produce a more flavourful brain...