Monday, October 5, 2009

I Feel I Should Apologize

Sorry.



Face me evil bastards, smell the hate of angels
Glory, pride and bloodshed
Cowards and beholders, rapers of my wisdom
Mix of dust and bones
Go back to your abyss, Algalord will not fall
But your heads will soon roll
Taste the blade of heroes, fury of the thunder
Hit my golden shield

So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
In the name of holy thunderforce

Arwald and Aresius with the Nordic warrior
On their way to Hargor
Chaos and oblivion, turmoil and disorder
Will have now their name
The last fallen heroes will defeat your forces
Thousands spirits calling
On the furthest mountain I will see your fire
Quenched by holy frost!

--

A friend of mine said Rhapsody were a cross of everything that's great about metal and everything that's great about Jim Steinman.

Adjust your greatness calibrators accordingly, but I am amused. The funny accent helps a lot.

19 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

I just hope Robert E. Howard is being turned on a spit in the theological place of eternal damnation as I type.

He has a lot for which to answer.

Steinman? Meat Loaf, right? Urrrk!

Substance McGravitas said...

Come on! Will you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot?

M. Bouffant said...

Definitions of "holy water" may vary.

Pour moi, if comes out of my body, it's holy!

It takes proliers to tell prolize, as mikey noted.

Substance McGravitas said...

Or "too hot." Also.

M. Bouffant said...

Hit my golden shield

So we'll fight against the wind


Uh, he needs a golden shield 'cause he's pissing into the wind?

Substance McGravitas said...

You gotta cut a little slack for someone who's had his wisdom raped.

catechig said...

Not content with Scandinavians getting a bit lost up their own arses, Subby then posts a link to a Meatloaf song. What a monsta!!

Another Kiwi said...

Catechig is my middle name. Someone just shoot me

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Nightwish wannabes.

Seriously, nearly 2 decades after Freddie Mercury died, they're still writing songs about Ogre Battles?


All horobity, indeed.

Substance McGravitas said...

Snorri Sturluson got that kind of thing a lot.

Substance McGravitas said...

So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings

Hmm, a battle is brewing as Manowar summons the demons that live in the wind.

Who will triumph?

herr doktor bimler said...

Fight against the wind? The doctor gave me some tablets for that.

herr doktor bimler said...

Have finally watched the video.
I can see the Anachronism part, but where's the Creative?

Substance McGravitas said...

Good lord, it's not about blazing new trails. It's an athletic contest.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also I guess I should apologize again.

herr doktor bimler said...

Calls for Substance McGravitas to respond to white-boy musical atrocities are seeping into the edges of popular culture.

Another Kiwi said...

Snorri Sturluson got that kind of thing a lot.

Some of his opening night reviews were indeed, terrible.

herr doktor bimler said...

The Younger Edda was merely rehashing the same themes as the original. It is time for new characters.

Substance McGravitas said...

Look out when Thor and Loki adopt a cute kid from the projects!