Monday, September 21, 2009

Chariots with Saddles: Who Knew?



I summon the demons that live in the wind
As my Chariot drives in the Storm
With the hot blood of Battle
I wait in my saddle
I live and I'll die by the sword

Crack the Earth, Gods of Thunder
Man and beast will be torn asunder
Into the Fight I own the right
To be the King of kings

25 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

HAIL from all at number 33 Fairycake lane. Weather lovely. Wish you were heer

mikey said...

Hail from Cumulonimbi!

herr doktor bimler said...

This is what happens when you follow links to "10 Worst Black Metal Photographs" lists.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is Orly Taitz still our lawyer?
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I was actually coming home HOPING TO LISTEN TO THIS before Jennifer posted her link (which I had of course seen before).

It's like watching wrestling, which is also not gay at all.

herr doktor bimler said...

Chariots with Saddles: Who Knew?
They also have airbags now. I blame the liberals.

mikey said...

Nah.

I blame the rise of the Granny State...

M. Bouffant said...

Wrasslin' sure ain't gay. I'm watching AWA Wrasslin' on ESPNClassic right now, & I'm not even vaguely happy.

(Current definitions of "classic" may require some adjustment.)

tigris said...

I prefer ESPNBaroque; it's a gilty pleasure.

Substance McGravitas said...

Croquet is surprisingly engaging, but look out for Skinny Minnie Miller.

Another Kiwi said...

I can never work out how the offside rule works in Baroque. You have to have how many people between you and the gold?

Another Kiwi said...

Also it sucks how people name their kids after sports stars. Orville "Bammer" Collins was a good Baroque player but to call your kid Baroque O.Bammer is just silly.

mikey said...

It may very well be Baroque, but I'd like to point out that I didn't Bareak it...

herr doktor bimler said...

If this is leading up to a joke about "Baroque around the clock", then come on, put me out of my misery with the punch-line already.

I blame the rise of the ANGRY Granny State.

herr doktor bimler said...

Hail from Cumulonimbi!
I only just realised that you were using the word meteophorically.

Another Kiwi said...

Do they still have that place where you can get drunk and freeze at the same time? The isobar, I think it's called.

Venom In Jar said...

My new black metal band is called MACCBLED!

Venom In Jar said...

Hail from ABINGE!

Substance McGravitas said...

I'll just bet.

Rusty Shackleford said...

They don't sound very angry. I think the drummer had a couple of wine coolers before the session, and the singer is sitting down.

Substance McGravitas said...

Well Rusty, everything Manowar is by definition True Metal, therefore wine coolers are metal.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Wine coolers certainly taste like metal.

Metal from MY ASS

herr doktor bimler said...

Thank you for not showing your mettle.
We do not want to see it.

Substance McGravitas said...

Gloves of Metal RULE TONIGHT!

herr doktor bimler said...

The isobar, I think it's called.
The Isobar was down near Island Bay and a hideous yuppie watering-hole it was too. But now it's been relaunched as the Bay Bar.