The House of Substance: Watch

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Watch

19 comments:

TE said...: I suppose the inevitable conclusion to this tale would have to be the increased popularity of chicken fucking among conservative news anchors.; September 17, 2009 at 11:11 AM
fish said...: I love the look of horror on the co-anchor's face and then she tries to regain composure.; September 17, 2009 at 11:11 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: I dunno how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!; September 17, 2009 at 11:16 AM
J— said...: Is that the term used in meteorology school?; September 17, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Another Kiwi said...: Maybe it's a trial of the the new Fox motto.; September 17, 2009 at 11:32 AM
J— said...: Same dude. Dot what?; September 17, 2009 at 11:49 AM
herr doktor bimler said...: how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!
It is only courteous to say it to the chicken, however.; September 17, 2009 at 12:50 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: If you fuck the chicken and it sees its shadow...

This is one of those Hen Buddhism things, right?

(I knew a Zen Cohen once... he kept making self-deprecating jokes and then hitting me with a stick).; September 17, 2009 at 1:38 PM
M. Bouffant said...: Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

Although, if he's into the whole breaking the chicken's neck in a drawer thing ...; September 17, 2009 at 4:38 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: What's so good about pheasant plucking, anyway?; September 17, 2009 at 4:51 PM
J Neo Marvin said...: I knew a Zen Cohen once

Let's leave Leonard out of this.; September 17, 2009 at 4:54 PM
Another Kiwi said...: While an admittedly small genre the Japanese-Jewish Detective stories do have a surprisingly large fan base. Most popular are the adventures of Zen Cohen whose catchphrase warning to criminals "Looks like it's flying crane, upside down, under a bridge time. Shmendrick" is heard all over the world.; September 17, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.; September 17, 2009 at 6:24 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Damn, I think I remember seeing Ernie on NY TV back in the 80s.

Keep fuckin' those chickens, Ernie!
~; September 17, 2009 at 7:04 PM
Another Kiwi said...: And the next day, they walk (slowly and carefully to be sure)right past you like nothing ever happened. It's like you mean nothing to them.; September 17, 2009 at 8:16 PM
fish said...: The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.

Does this mean I can no longer choke the chicken in her presence?; September 17, 2009 at 9:05 PM
tigris said...: Choke the chicken? You mean "pullet"?; September 18, 2009 at 6:01 AM
herr doktor bimler said...: Bantam? No, he just deleted their comments.; September 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Another Kiwi said...: The "pullet" method of birth control is not very effective.

There are those who do not hide their love and one can only admire their bravery.; September 18, 2009 at 10:29 PM

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