Sunday, September 27, 2009

Technology

Thus far the only good use I have seen of Twitter:
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
One for the Doktor:
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."

9 comments:

mikey said...

"Fucking Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with shit in their pants."

Just thought that needed to be said again. Maybe I'll come back and paste it in again...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.

OK then!
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Substance McGravitas said...

Well, his dad is clearly a better writer than he is.

It is nearing time to enter the nogmall.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Also.
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Substance McGravitas said...

See, that there is the Twitter I just don't get.

Another Kiwi said...

And Grassley is at least amusing whilst "going to shop for Chocolate Thins is not.
Nor is a grumpy old man obsessed by peoples bowel movements.

herr doktor bimler said...

LEAVE KATE ALONE!!!

J Neo Marvin said...

See, there are dads, and then there are dads. If I did one of these, it would be more like:

"In a few years, they're gonna be coming up this road, and that's why I keep those guns in the closet."

"That's all right, but don't you ever marry one of them."

"So when are you going to sign up for the service?"

Substance McGravitas said...

Mine would have been "THAAAAAAA GUVernmint."