The House of Substance: Vermin

Friday, September 4, 2009

Vermin

Beware, my friends,
The common Vermin
Seeking underthings
To squirm in.

(Ahh, memories.)

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: I caution you, my esteemed friends
Dare not to discard your Depends
The Noble Vermin
Do Their Squirmin
While you ponder other ends.
~; September 4, 2009 at 5:47 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: More exclusive is the Ermine
Excavated from a Fur-mine; September 4, 2009 at 6:29 PM
mikey said...: Vermin this and vermin that
Look around, you can't stand pat
Vermin squirmin' this way and that
Jeezus. Hey Bimler! Can I borrow a cat?; September 4, 2009 at 7:31 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: Sure. We can offer the four main breeds... simple, paranoid, hebephrenic, and catatonic.; September 4, 2009 at 7:48 PM
mikey said...: I used to be kind of hebephrenic.

Then my sister married a jew, and as I got to know him and his family I realized it was kind of ignorant...; September 4, 2009 at 7:54 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: Did you forget this other vermin-related thread, or were you just unable to find it?; September 5, 2009 at 4:17 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: I found that one and consequently had Insect Hank Williams in my head all day.; September 5, 2009 at 7:18 AM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: I crushed a millipede in my living room last night.

I hate those fuckers.; September 5, 2009 at 8:04 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: Also they think you should PAY FOR THEIR HEALTH CARE.; September 5, 2009 at 5:28 PM
herr doktor bimler said...: When you have millipedes living in the flat upstairs, you can spend ALL FECKIN NIGHT waiting for the other shoe to drop.; September 6, 2009 at 2:41 AM
Another Kiwi said...: And doing the Hokey Cokey is a nightmare; September 6, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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