Friday, September 4, 2009

Vermin

Beware, my friends,
The common Vermin
Seeking underthings
To squirm in.

(Ahh, memories.)

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I caution you, my esteemed friends
Dare not to discard your Depends
The Noble Vermin
Do Their Squirmin
While you ponder other ends.
~

herr doktor bimler said...

More exclusive is the Ermine
Excavated from a Fur-mine

mikey said...

Vermin this and vermin that
Look around, you can't stand pat
Vermin squirmin' this way and that
Jeezus. Hey Bimler! Can I borrow a cat?

herr doktor bimler said...

Sure. We can offer the four main breeds... simple, paranoid, hebephrenic, and catatonic.

mikey said...

I used to be kind of hebephrenic.

Then my sister married a jew, and as I got to know him and his family I realized it was kind of ignorant...

herr doktor bimler said...

Did you forget this other vermin-related thread, or were you just unable to find it?

Substance McGravitas said...

I found that one and consequently had Insect Hank Williams in my head all day.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I crushed a millipede in my living room last night.

I hate those fuckers.

Substance McGravitas said...

Also they think you should PAY FOR THEIR HEALTH CARE.

herr doktor bimler said...

When you have millipedes living in the flat upstairs, you can spend ALL FECKIN NIGHT waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Another Kiwi said...

And doing the Hokey Cokey is a nightmare