Thursday, September 17, 2009

Watch

21 comments:

Till said...

I suppose the inevitable conclusion to this tale would have to be the increased popularity of chicken fucking among conservative news anchors.

fish said...

I love the look of horror on the co-anchor's face and then she tries to regain composure.

Substance McGravitas said...

I dunno how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!

J— said...

Is that the term used in meteorology school?

Another Kiwi said...

Maybe it's a trial of the the new Fox motto.

Substance McGravitas said...

If you fuck the chicken and it sees its shadow...

J— said...

Same dude. Dot what?

herr doktor bimler said...

how quickly after a chicken-fucking reference you want to get told you're LOOKIN' GOOD!
It is only courteous to say it to the chicken, however.

herr doktor bimler said...

If you fuck the chicken and it sees its shadow...

This is one of those Hen Buddhism things, right?

(I knew a Zen Cohen once... he kept making self-deprecating jokes and then hitting me with a stick).

M. Bouffant said...

Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

Although, if he's into the whole breaking the chicken's neck in a drawer thing ...

herr doktor bimler said...

What's so good about pheasant plucking, anyway?

J Neo Marvin said...

I knew a Zen Cohen once

Let's leave Leonard out of this.

Another Kiwi said...

While an admittedly small genre the Japanese-Jewish Detective stories do have a surprisingly large fan base. Most popular are the adventures of Zen Cohen whose catchphrase warning to criminals "Looks like it's flying crane, upside down, under a bridge time. Shmendrick" is heard all over the world.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oooh, come on old people, get the wax out of your ears, he said "plucking."

The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Damn, I think I remember seeing Ernie on NY TV back in the 80s.

Keep fuckin' those chickens, Ernie!
~

mikey said...

The worst part of chicken fucking is when they peck yer pecker...

Another Kiwi said...

And the next day, they walk (slowly and carefully to be sure)right past you like nothing ever happened. It's like you mean nothing to them.

fish said...

The woman to his right is a PETA devotee and is understandably shocked at the suggested torture of innocent chickens.

Does this mean I can no longer choke the chicken in her presence?

tigris said...

Choke the chicken? You mean "pullet"?

herr doktor bimler said...

Bantam? No, he just deleted their comments.

Another Kiwi said...

The "pullet" method of birth control is not very effective.

There are those who do not hide their love and one can only admire their bravery.