Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Things That Required My Attention Before My Daughter Fell Asleep Last Night

1. A hyena
2. A three-eyed ghost
3. A case of "piggy cold"

You know, I can envision a future of conversations like this:

19 comments:

mikey said...

Hmmm.

Maybe the whole interwebs thing has me hornswoggled.

But I find myself disappointed those three items aren't links.

Another Kiwi said...

Inventive little tykesters are they not?

M. Bouffant said...

Three-eyed ghost: Worse than a two-headed dog?

Or an eight-eyed spy?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Perhaps he used Dick Cheney's Borrowing Machine?
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Substance McGravitas said...

Or an eight-eyed spy?

The sound around bedtime is reminiscent of that.

Lawnguylander said...

My 7 year old asked me the other day if he can have my baseball mitt and ipod when I die. Been locking the bedroom door at night ever since.

fish said...

Helping Mikey:

1) Hyena

2) Three-eyed ghost

3) Piggy-cold

mikey said...

I was borrowing the burrowing machine while you were off burying the birders in burberry...

Rusty Shackleford said...

Fred Thompson needs to cut down on the tanning.

Another Kiwi said...

No one is addressing the super apes on the moon issue. Frankly I am locking the doors twice at night and getting extra adult diapers. 'Be peepared' is my motto.

Heamedi to you all

mikey said...

I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at all until they deal with that pesky super ape infestation...

Will there be anything else, urediess?

Substance McGravitas said...

I say we battle the super-apes there so we don't have to battle them here.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, and just in case it's not obvious, "piggy cold" is "swine flu". IT HAS MUTATED.

herr doktor bimler said...

I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at all
You should have been there 5 years ago before the mass-tourism influx. Spoiled completely now.

Substance McGravitas said...

I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road to the moon-rock stand and what did they have? FAKE MOON ROCKS.

Another Kiwi said...

I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at all until they deal with that pesky super ape infestation...

This is how communism will enslave us all

herr doktor bimler said...

FAKE MOON ROCKS.
Yes, but you could send them to your Dutch friends who'd never know the difference.

tigris said...

I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road to the moon-rock stand and what did they have? FAKE MOON ROCKS.

They also had lousy t-shirts which asserted that all you got was a lousy t-shirt.

M. Bouffant said...

Why am I not surprised that you're raising another Lydia Lunch?

Sincerely,

Diktator Versescu