Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Still More Metal

Austrian Death Machine.



Let's go
Waaa-yeaah!

How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah
Rubber baby buggy bumpers...
Yeaaah!

How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah

Rubber baby...
Rubber baby...
Rubber baby buggy bumpers yeah

You think I'm so predictable
I bet you didn't know I was - was going to say that
I bet you didn't see this one - see this one coming

Yeah
Let's all get crazy!

Eeeeowwwoooo

I bet you didn't see this one
I bet you didn't see this one

Lets go!

How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
How about this one?
How about this one?
Rubber baby buggy bumpers, yeaah
Rubber baby buggy bumpers...

Yeaaah!

Rubber baby...
Rubber baby....
Rubber baby buggy bumpers yeah
Why don't people keep me apprised of these things? Shouldn't they be getting grant money?

18 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

on what planet was that considered a good idea?

fish said...

Huh. I thought those were the lyrics to all death metal songs.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

DEATH baby buggy bumpers....

needs more PENIS.

Substance McGravitas said...

on what planet was that considered a good idea?

Mine, clearly. I'm going to play this to my daughter and she will LOVE IT.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

DEATH PLANET.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Mine, clearly. I'm going to play this to my daughter ....

Call Family Services.

J— said...

I'm afraid I can't find an Austrian Death Machine version of "Lamentation of the Women." That would be best in life.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm going to play this to Family Services and they will LOVE IT.

Substance McGravitas said...

That would be best in life.

Upcoming.

J— said...

Released September 29, 2009

Can't wait til Tuesday!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Now THAT'S some double-bass-drumming I can feel good about.

herr doktor bimler said...

I've just been playing Snakefinger's "The Ballad of Sawney Bean" to the Doktorling Sonja. She was not impressed.

herr doktor bimler said...

Needs more AUSTRIAN BEER.

Substance McGravitas said...

The daughter was won over by Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers. Milk, on the other hand, when explained as the story of someone who looked in the fridge and had no milk, made her cry.

Call Family Services.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

told you.

mikey said...

I've been having some trouble lately with the english language. In specific, trying to determine what these modifiers are actually modifying.

In this case I'm struggling with the bumpers. Are they rubber? Or are the baby buggies rubber and the bumpers are traditional? Just what part of the fucking baby buggy is actually RUBBER????

tigris said...

The babies?

Substance McGravitas said...

Not for nothing are they called "bouncing".