Wednesday, September 16, 2009

912 March: Just Ordinary Folks

For Mr. J—, the happiness before the tears:



From a different video - including press conference! - a comment that I of course thought was fucking nuts:



Now I find myself unable to tell if this is a joke, an honest comment, or the only possible way to reduce Orly's credibility.

15 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Dear Mr Mcsubstance, thanks to you Another Kiwi cannot see as his eyes killed themselves during the crazy lady video. His ears also shut down, though it is thought that playing baby Mozart to them may get them to open up again. Is this what you want for your legacy??!!??!!!1
Yours
Cerebral Cortex of Another Kiwi

mikey said...

I dunno. She REALLY reminds me of my ex-wife. Blonde, hot, mad as a hatter.

We really need a better dialog, of this there can be no doubt.

But can we keep Orly Taitz and Michelle Bachman? 'Cause I have grown really fond of both of them.

And gawd help me, I want to roll around naked with either or both...

Substance McGravitas said...

The falsetto's got to be some kind of put-on.

Perhaps Orly is really General Chen?

Substance McGravitas said...

And gawd help me, I want to roll around naked with either or both...

I really really don't wanna imagine Orly's vocalizations.

I imagine Michelle wouldn't say much but when she did it'd be something like "this is how my ex did it and now he's dead."

J— said...

In the second video the guy names Taitz's source for the affidavit on Mombasa: Lucas Smith, who has his own YouTube video in which he shows Barack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate! He now says he's through with Taitz because she wants him to lie under oath. Weak. If you can bribe a Kenyan soldier for freedom, lying in court is nothing.

mikey said...

Subtle McGoo is a commie joo from Ukraine. Do you even doubt he was part of the organ harvesting ring? I mean, look at the way he's always inSINuating that Cap'n America is a fag. What else do you need to know?

Oh, one more thong. nessessy is the mother of conventions...

Substance McGravitas said...

Lucas Smith, who has his own YouTube video

Yeesh. The Blair Witch Certificate.

Substance McGravitas said...

Subtle McGoo is a commie joo from Ukraine.

Jewboy, my good sir, jewboy.

Another Kiwi said...

So it's organ rings, now. I don't need a new one of those, it's eyes I need. I'm willing to pay in Noo Zild dollars too.

Substance McGravitas said...

One organ'll make a lot of rings if you cut 'em up right.

Another Kiwi said...

Use a sharp knife though, pardner, less'n you want to rip your new arsehole.

tigris said...

Do organ rings also remind Ann Althouse of vaginas?

Rusty Shackleford said...

One constant in human affairs is that people love to yell "woo."

M. Bouffant said...

Who's the fat guy in the flag-desecrating shirt who follows her around? Bodyguard, husband, competition for mikey's unbridled lusts?

Another Kiwi said...

He's the puppet master. You notice his lips moving when she "talks"?
Dance marionette, dance!