A ghoul from the senate called Ted
Liked to make little fetuses dead
So he took out his pen
Wrote a law up and then
Had a long career and died a very popular man.
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8 comments:
When they put Teddy into the ground
They shouted "he's still an old hound"
Though he only wanted a peck, see
He killed Mary Jo Kopechne
Hide your daughters if his ghost comes around
After the whole micronauts debacle, I had to see if I could rhyme Kopechne
Oh feck me.
I don't think you said that correckly.
The 't' is silent, as in 'Margot'.
There once was a lady named Margot
Who tried but did not very far got
When taking a meal
Of some Frenchified veal
With a big steaming pile of escargot.
There once was a lady named Margot
who loved to eat breaded escargot
she thought she would die
when they made it with rye
then discovered the presence of ergot.
The 't' is silent, as in 'Margot'.
It's pronounced Eddy?
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