Monday, September 21, 2009

Trimming the Fatheads

Is Townhall Better Without Burt? Let's ask Rebecca Hagelin:
If you suspect someone in your family has a porn problem, arm yourself with truth. This column is much to short to delve into all you need to know in order to protect your family. Visit www.SalvoMag.com where you can order the "Silent Bondage" issue and equip yourself to combat pornography's stranglehold head-on.
I'll get to the "Silent Bondage" as soon as I can.

Also Douglas MacKinnon purges David Brooks:
Brooks has unabashedly become a cheerleader for Obama. Again, that is his right. What is not his right is to color the facts, nor to arbitrarily assign intelligence and station in life to others.
...because I fucking know what that intelligence and station in life add up to and HE IS WRONG!

The Third Reason Townhall is Now All Gloss No Dross is John Hawkins with yet another fucking list, ending with this:
5) Obama is no Jackie Robinson: Because he's the first black President, Barack Obama's presidency is particularly meaningful to black Americans just as Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier meant a lot for the same reasons.

However, there is a huge difference between the two men: Jackie Robinson was genuinely talented.
John Hawkins is no:
1. Irving Wallace
2. Amy Wallace
3. David Wallechinsky

10 comments:

herr doktor bimler said...

What is not his right is to color the facts

This is where I get to quote Kai Lung:
'Although there exist many thousand subjects for elegant conversation, there are persons who cannot meet a cripple without talking about feet.'

Substance McGravitas said...

I'll put that one to use.

tigris said...

Visit www.SalvoMag.com where you can order the "Silent Bondage" issue and equip yourself to combat pornography's stranglehold head-on.

These are not the veiled references you are looking for. Also: illustrations via the GIMP?

What is not his right is to color the facts, nor to arbitrarily assign intelligence and station in life to others.

It may not be his right, but goddamn if hasn't made a career of exactly that.

mikey said...

Not a whole bunch you can do about intelligence, but if you're unhappy with your station in life, stay in your freakin seat and don't pull the cord!

herr doktor bimler said...

As for the "Silent Bondage" issue, I can't think of any apposite quotations from Kai Lung vis-a-vis ball gags.

What is not his right is [...] to arbitrarily assign intelligence
That being the purview of Cheney and Rumsfeld.

herr doktor bimler said...

pornography's stranglehold head-on

Still waiting for the SMcG take on auto-asphyx masturbation. I'm sure it will be tasteful.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm somewhat chicken about choking.

mikey said...

I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I...

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Oooppss. Got a paper towell?

herr doktor bimler said...

It's not worth brooding about.

John Hawkins with yet another fucking list
A gentleman does not mention names. Also.

Another Kiwi said...

"Arm yourself with the truth" is a good one.
Stop that you'll go blind.
When you do that Satan cheers.

Indeed capcha sees the rise of the prazi party.