tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post7484385161348857913..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Things That Required My Attention Before My Daughter Fell Asleep Last NightSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73644717941758703732009-09-03T00:58:15.060-07:002009-09-03T00:58:15.060-07:00Why am I not surprised that you're raising ano...Why am I not surprised that you're raising another Lydia Lunch? <br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Diktator VersescuM. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-1196921205083777792009-09-02T16:36:44.436-07:002009-09-02T16:36:44.436-07:00I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road t...<i>I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road to the moon-rock stand and what did they have? FAKE MOON ROCKS.</i><br /><br />They also had lousy t-shirts which asserted that all you got was a lousy t-shirt.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85985256487889522462009-09-02T16:25:34.635-07:002009-09-02T16:25:34.635-07:00FAKE MOON ROCKS.
Yes, but you could send them to y...FAKE MOON ROCKS.<br />Yes, but you could send them to your Dutch friends who'd never know the difference.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-68527992428394630392009-09-02T16:06:40.296-07:002009-09-02T16:06:40.296-07:00I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road t...I walked half-an-hour down a fucking gravel road to the moon-rock stand and what did they have? FAKE MOON ROCKS.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-50477062096058852092009-09-02T16:03:48.578-07:002009-09-02T16:03:48.578-07:00I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at a...<i>I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at all</i><br />You should have been there 5 years ago before the mass-tourism influx. Spoiled completely now.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73870243806046842862009-09-02T16:02:53.502-07:002009-09-02T16:02:53.502-07:00Oh, and just in case it's not obvious, "p...Oh, and just in case it's not obvious, "piggy cold" is "swine flu". IT HAS MUTATED.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-8348769441962357192009-09-02T16:01:57.750-07:002009-09-02T16:01:57.750-07:00I say we battle the super-apes there so we don'...I say we battle the super-apes there so we don't have to battle them here.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38785220664500147302009-09-02T15:51:11.811-07:002009-09-02T15:51:11.811-07:00I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at a...I think I'll just avoid going to the moon at all until they deal with that pesky super ape infestation...<br /><br />Will there be anything else, urediess?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38044529797327880212009-09-02T14:18:18.543-07:002009-09-02T14:18:18.543-07:00No one is addressing the super apes on the moon is...No one is addressing the super apes on the moon issue. Frankly I am locking the doors twice at night and getting extra adult diapers. 'Be peepared' is my motto.<br /><br />Heamedi to you allAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63304354351182235552009-09-02T14:12:30.986-07:002009-09-02T14:12:30.986-07:00Fred Thompson needs to cut down on the tanning.Fred Thompson needs to cut down on the tanning.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-25738504978271903522009-09-02T10:03:10.726-07:002009-09-02T10:03:10.726-07:00I was borrowing the burrowing machine while you we...I was borrowing the burrowing machine while you were off burying the birders in burberry...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-72436553113713920572009-09-02T05:41:11.569-07:002009-09-02T05:41:11.569-07:00Helping Mikey:
1) Hyena
2) Three-eyed ghost
3) ...Helping Mikey:<br /><br />1) <a href="http://www.pendercreatives.com/bevpeden/photos/Harar-Hyena-Man.jpg" rel="nofollow">Hyena</a><br /><br />2) <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/flyingturtle/463432597/" rel="nofollow">Three-eyed ghost</a><br /><br />3) <a href="http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=i6yple&s=5" rel="nofollow">Piggy-cold</a>fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-13245208052050322632009-09-02T03:49:30.459-07:002009-09-02T03:49:30.459-07:00My 7 year old asked me the other day if he can hav...My 7 year old asked me the other day if he can have my baseball mitt and ipod when I die. Been locking the bedroom door at night ever since.Lawnguylandernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-56244376228496376692009-09-01T21:49:33.910-07:002009-09-01T21:49:33.910-07:00Or an eight-eyed spy?
The sound around bedtime is...<i>Or an eight-eyed spy?</i><br /><br />The sound around bedtime is reminiscent of that.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63245228135398332212009-09-01T21:14:14.506-07:002009-09-01T21:14:14.506-07:00Perhaps he used Dick Cheney's Borrowing Machin...Perhaps he used Dick Cheney's Borrowing Machine?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6611540377041106082009-09-01T20:39:07.675-07:002009-09-01T20:39:07.675-07:00Three-eyed ghost: Worse than a two-headed dog?
Or...Three-eyed ghost: Worse than a two-headed dog?<br /><br />Or an eight-eyed spy?M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69491657573716007502009-09-01T18:36:00.956-07:002009-09-01T18:36:00.956-07:00Inventive little tykesters are they not?Inventive little tykesters are they not?Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29990266590608124962009-09-01T17:51:51.996-07:002009-09-01T17:51:51.996-07:00Hmmm.
Maybe the whole interwebs thing has me horn...Hmmm.<br /><br />Maybe the whole interwebs thing has me hornswoggled.<br /><br />But I find myself disappointed those three items aren't links.mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com