"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."One for the Doktor:
"Who is this woman?....Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks."
Sunday, September 27, 2009
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I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.
OK then!
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Well, his dad is clearly a better writer than he is.
It is nearing time to enter the nogmall.
Also.
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See, that there is the Twitter I just don't get.
And Grassley is at least amusing whilst "going to shop for Chocolate Thins is not.
Nor is a grumpy old man obsessed by peoples bowel movements.
LEAVE KATE ALONE!!!
See, there are dads, and then there are dads. If I did one of these, it would be more like:
"In a few years, they're gonna be coming up this road, and that's why I keep those guns in the closet."
"That's all right, but don't you ever marry one of them."
"So when are you going to sign up for the service?"
Mine would have been "THAAAAAAA GUVernmint."
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