Revelations

Mr. Mendacious D sends along a link to a programming language called Chef. Here's a Hello World written in Chef:

Hello World Souffle.

This recipe prints the immortal words "Hello world!", in a basically brute force way. It also makes a lot of food for one person.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl. Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put red salmon into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put water into the mixing bowl. Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put eggs into the mixing bowl. Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

Now that's pretty funny. At the same time I couldn't help thinking "Isn't that a lot to do to get Hello World?"

Well.

Here's what it takes to get JanusNode to type "Lieutenant Commander Scarsdale-Coachmen the Obsolete Humpback Whale" less what fills out the variables - lists of picked-over words - and a little chunk of code it relies on to make fake words.

100 Subject(SillyNames) honorifics 10 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | FirstNames 100 < backspace() 100 > "-" 100 < backspace() 100 > < CapitalizeNext() 100 > FirstNames 100 | words 100 | syllables 100 < backspace() 100 > words 100 | words 100 < backspace() 100 > syllables 100 | honorifics 10 | FirstNames 100 | FirstNames 100 < backspace() 100 > syllables 100 | syllables 100 < backspace() 100 > FirstNames 100 } < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | FirstNames 100 | words 100 | words 100 < backspace() 100 > "-" 100 < backspace() 100 > < CapitalizeNext() 100 > words 100 } { "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "" 100 | "" 100 } return 100
100 Subject(SillyNames) < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | words 100 | honorifics 10 | FirstNames 100 } < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | FirstNames 100 | words 100 } { "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "" 100 | "" 100 } return 100
100 Subject(SillyNames) < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | FirstNames 100 < backspace() 100 > "-" 100 < backspace() 100 > < CapitalizeNext() 100 > FirstNames 100 | words 100 | syllables 100 < backspace() 100 > words 100 | words 100 < backspace() 100 > syllables 100 | honorifics 10 | FirstNames 100 | FirstNames 100 < backspace() 100 > syllables 100 | syllables 100 < backspace() 100 > FirstNames 100 } < CapitalizeNext() 100 > { TextDemonCapitalizeFakeWord 100 | FirstNames 100 | words 100 | words 100 < backspace() 100 > "-" 100 < backspace() 100 > < CapitalizeNext() 100 > words 100 } { "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > jobs 100 | "the" 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > adjectives 100 < CapitalizeNext() 100 > Animals 100 | "" 100 | "" 100 } return 100