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Replace Microsoft shit
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For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
13 comments:
Masters and Johnson can cure your desire to take a chocolate journey.
God-dang it, where's my slang dictionary?
Brent Bozell borrowed it.
The pages will all be stuck together when you get it back.
Frango means chicken in Portuguese.
That'd be tastier than Ecuador's contribution. The leather and tobacco is pretty good.
Are we so time poor that we cannot wait around to have the post fudgehammer smoke but must have it all at the same time?
Truly we have sinisterized our goals.
I myself am time poor but hours wealthy. Or something like that. My stopped clock keeps sidereal time, so it is right every 23 hours and 56 minutes.
Further research reveals that leather and tobacco do not taste like chocolate, and as soon as I stop throwing up I will contact my lawyers about suing you for a replacement pair of Blundstones.
Pfft, if you only smoke filtered chocolate of course you don't get the full flavor profile.
Hang on. So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?
Also, if they have any clove crop blended in, I expect to move immediately.
So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?
It's an ever-increasing percentage as a warming climate melts the tastiest parts of the country into the sea.
Chocolate hasn't made me this hot since I saw that special wrestling match in Providence.
I saw one in Truth or Consequences that didn't work out so well.
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