Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating an octopie;
He gave it a tweak,
And pulled out a beak,
And said "Really I just want to die."
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Free Things
For most folks:
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
14 comments:
I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.
PZ is everywhere; he will hear.
I predict Snag and Jennifer will be visited by Secret Squid Service.
I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.
Done!
Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?
I dare you to chew blue goo, sir.
Capcha says 'spored'. Damnit, I could have sworn that I turned off the webcam.
I choose to chew blue goo sir!
Next time try tako casserole.
Little John Boehner
Used all the toner
And promised a budget, but no.
The pages weren't numbered,
By facts unencumbered,
You could call it a "manifest O".
Next time try tako casserole.
Yo quiero tako beak.
Be choosy! Chew Chew-Z!
The only blue goo endorsed by Philip K. Dick.
It turns out that octo-pi = 3.110376.
Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?You some sort of Frenchman or something??
Well. I haven't peed on stage, but that wasn't for lack of drunkenness.
This is the greatest poem ever written.
The dog would watch and laugh.
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