tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post2232767540644925862..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Eating Leather and TobaccoSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42317693368400580822009-04-24T16:15:00.000-07:002009-04-24T16:15:00.000-07:00I saw one in Truth or Consequences that didn't...I saw one in Truth or Consequences that didn't work out so well.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-73861288818941383542009-04-24T14:58:00.000-07:002009-04-24T14:58:00.000-07:00Chocolate hasn't made me this hot since I saw ...Chocolate hasn't made me this hot since I saw that special wrestling match in Providence.fishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69283897716118625642009-04-24T13:07:00.000-07:002009-04-24T13:07:00.000-07:00So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentag...<i>So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?</i><br><br>It's an ever-increasing percentage as a warming climate melts the tastiest parts of the country into the sea.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26292970254575250302009-04-24T09:43:00.000-07:002009-04-24T09:43:00.000-07:00Hang on. So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what ...Hang on. So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?<br><br>Also, if they have any clove crop blended in, I expect to move immediately.Mendacious Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-71422207950935762672009-04-23T18:09:00.000-07:002009-04-23T18:09:00.000-07:00Pfft, if you only smoke filtered chocolate of cour...Pfft, if you only smoke filtered chocolate of course you don't get the full flavor profile.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19213801528878341272009-04-23T18:06:00.000-07:002009-04-23T18:06:00.000-07:00Further research reveals that leather and tobacco ...Further research reveals that leather and tobacco do <i>not</i> taste like chocolate, and as soon as I stop throwing up I will contact my lawyers about suing you for a replacement pair of Blundstones.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-84705104893719130392009-04-23T17:58:00.000-07:002009-04-23T17:58:00.000-07:00I myself am time poor but hours wealthy. Or someth...I myself am time poor but hours wealthy. Or something like that. My stopped clock keeps sidereal time, so it is right every 23 hours and 56 minutes.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39183940402539865742009-04-23T17:45:00.000-07:002009-04-23T17:45:00.000-07:00Are we so time poor that we cannot wait around to ...Are we so time poor that we cannot wait around to have the post fudgehammer smoke but must have it all at the same time?<br>Truly we have sinisterized our goals.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85585942839780194562009-04-23T17:21:00.000-07:002009-04-23T17:21:00.000-07:00That'd be tastier than Ecuador's contribut...That'd be tastier than Ecuador's contribution. The leather and tobacco is pretty good.Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-69174267969129333592009-04-23T16:36:00.000-07:002009-04-23T16:36:00.000-07:00Frango means chicken in Portuguese.Frango means chicken in Portuguese.J—http://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-479933403258373892009-04-23T16:22:00.000-07:002009-04-23T16:22:00.000-07:00Brent Bozell borrowed it.The pages will all be stu...Brent Bozell borrowed it.<br><br>The pages will all be stuck together when you get it back.Dillonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87918687168590711772009-04-23T16:06:00.000-07:002009-04-23T16:06:00.000-07:00God-dang it, where's my slang dictionary?God-dang it, where's my slang dictionary?Righteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-79020602546384057732009-04-23T15:48:00.000-07:002009-04-23T15:48:00.000-07:00Masters and Johnson can cure your desire to take a...Masters and Johnson can cure your desire to take a chocolate journey.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.com