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Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
16 comments:
Disturbing, if true.
Also, wtf?
Over.
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Hmmm, Balut.
According to Wikipedia balut are often served with beer. So it's one of those "I'm pissed (drunk) enough to try something revolting" foods?
She claims it was from basilisk eggs, so whatever.
She claims it was from basilisk eggs
She at the Christ Returned in Embryo!
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I'm not a student of theology or anything, but I reckon God would be pretty angry about that.
Basilisks? Your daughter knows about SCORPION STARE software? I'm surprised that she has CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN clearance.
At this point, nothing would surprise me about RB's family.
This morning I was asked to name all the gods. Much disappointment when I claimed not to know all of them.
"Name all the gods? Well, there's Jack, Manny, Susan, Doris, Dave, can't forget Dave....
Well, they're gods to ME."
Manny, Moe and Jack.
I think the God of 'That Guy Who's Name escapes Me' Moments is called Stan or something.
capcha say "bands". What am I supposed to do about that??
Start yammering about Flying Nun?
Well as someone who sat next to the then girlfriend of the brother of the founder of FN, I am intimately involved in their story.
A nice awareness ,sir. I'm impressed
Speaking as someone who has had sex under the piano of a Flying Nun artist, I am grateful for the existence of Flying Nun.
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