Saturday, April 4, 2009

Proof Positive That the Kid Is Mine

Me: EWWWW! What is that dripping out of your mouth?
Kid: Hatchling goop.

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Disturbing, if true.

Also, wtf?

Over.
~

herr doktor bimler said...

Hmmm, Balut.

Another Kiwi said...

According to Wikipedia balut are often served with beer. So it's one of those "I'm pissed (drunk) enough to try something revolting" foods?

Righteous Bubba said...

She claims it was from basilisk eggs, so whatever.

J— said...

She claims it was from basilisk eggs

She at the Christ Returned in Embryo!

J— said...

ate

Another Kiwi said...

I'm not a student of theology or anything, but I reckon God would be pretty angry about that.

herr doktor bimler said...

Basilisks? Your daughter knows about SCORPION STARE software? I'm surprised that she has CASE NIGHTMARE GREEN clearance.

Mendacious D said...

At this point, nothing would surprise me about RB's family.

Righteous Bubba said...

This morning I was asked to name all the gods. Much disappointment when I claimed not to know all of them.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Name all the gods? Well, there's Jack, Manny, Susan, Doris, Dave, can't forget Dave....

Well, they're gods to ME."

Righteous Bubba said...

Manny, Moe and Jack.

Another Kiwi said...

I think the God of 'That Guy Who's Name escapes Me' Moments is called Stan or something.

capcha say "bands". What am I supposed to do about that??

Righteous Bubba said...

Start yammering about Flying Nun?

Another Kiwi said...

Well as someone who sat next to the then girlfriend of the brother of the founder of FN, I am intimately involved in their story.

A nice awareness ,sir. I'm impressed

Righteous Bubba said...

Speaking as someone who has had sex under the piano of a Flying Nun artist, I am grateful for the existence of Flying Nun.