Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Brent Bozell, Super Detective

Brent Bozell on the job:
After he told Cyrus to make a sex tape and get a heroin addiction, Foxx celebrated: "We back! We back! It's another episode of smell my finger." Slang dictionaries say that last insult "carries an erotic implication."

10 comments:

Simba B said...

Too bad they didn't discover "slang dictionaries" before the whole teabagging thing.

Capatcha says that it might have mishersp me.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Anything that Bozell can figure out is no longer slang.

It's like he channels Prelusky through his weird orange beard.

Another Kiwi said...

Has Bozo heard of Spinal Tap
Smell the Glove? Man!! the outrage-ometer will blow up when he catches up with that.

Righteous Bubba said...

In BB's mind: "'It's another episode of smell my finger.' What could that mean? I do not know. Fingers: under what circumstances are they fragrant? Let me consult a book. [...] The encyclopedia says nothing. What can help? Oho! A dictionary! [...] The dictionary says nothing either. But here, under this stack of old National Geographics, is a different kind of dictionary altogether!"

J— said...

So how many dictionaries did he check? 'Cause he says more than one. And where did he check them--in the Media Research Center library, in his bathroom? Now he has a little sticky note stuck to the edge of his monitor with notations on "Smell My Finger" and its definition(s).

fish said...

Who is this Daddy-O the kids keep talking about?

Righteous Bubba said...

Wait until he find out about tea!

Righteous Bubba said...

Or finds. You know.

herr doktor bimler said...

Fly, my pretties!
Be still, my beating heart!
Smell, my finger!

Righteous Bubba said...

"Schnell, mein Finger!" was a catchphrase quickly dropped by Larry and Curly after the brutal blinding of the now-forgotten Stooge One-Eye.