Sunday, April 19, 2009

Bum!

Excerpted Maggie Gallagher:
Gay-marriage advocates are using their seats of power to punish and shut down debate.
Speaking for the other side from his own seat of power, Robert Tilton:

14 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Maggie also says We are watching a coordinated push to "name reality" by powerful cultural elitesI name reality, Sir Crispin Mcwangtangler. Or is my seat not powerful enough for that???

OOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!! capcha just had a ninogosm

Righteous Bubba said...

Hanson Waals
Lady Reflectednogo Tailors-Correlate
Mittie Maternal
Major Doyxrake Loftiness-Revoke
Mr. Lexdiurnal Douquwoler
Reba Degraded
Brigadier General Timex Excised
Gou Martinique
King Ebony-Enid Baptisms-Idealizes
Grandfather Pibeki Commissioning
Great-Uncle Vuplprodijowub
Crumbling Slopers
Willow Muleeclmepleex
Highways Cledo
Arguably August
Jelekisha Housekeepers

Mendacious D said...

I got "latertab" which pretty much defines my adult existence.

RB, will you be attending the Pibeki Commissioning? I understand there will be sandwiches.

Another Kiwi said...

So, ah, the Pibekis looking good this year? I don't think they should have sold Coralsky Vardis, he was their standout.

Mendacious D said...

I think, in the long run, the Jelekisha Housekeepers will reap the benefits of picking Vardis in the first round, despite giving up Hanson Waals to Gou Martinique for two draft picks and a barrel of Major Doyxrake Loftiness-Revoke's "Old Pecuniary" choice whisky.

This year's Moose Curling championship at the Willow Muleeclmepleex (like a multiplex, but more muleeclmey) will certainly be one to watch, especially with the unorthodox fielding methods being employed by the Crumbling Slopers, and the upstart team from Mittie Maternal.

J Neo Marvin said...

Appropriately enough for this post and it's accompanying video, my capcha reads "epoot".

herr doktor bimler said...

using their seats of power

Didn't William Castle use them as a gimmick to promote The Tingler?

Righteous Bubba said...

I can think of more appropriate movies for William Castle's trickery.

Another Kiwi said...

Good Lord , Mr castle had some "interesting" ideas. how many urine soaked theatres can be blamed on him? Once again I learn somefing from teh interweb

Righteous Bubba said...

I think an important question is "How many urine-soaked theatres can't be blamed on William Castle?"

herr doktor bimler said...

We could start by determining how many you are claiming credit for.

Righteous Bubba said...

I don't think I need to apologize for finding Monstro the whale scary, Mr. Interrogator.

herr doktor bimler said...

This year's Moose Curling championship at the Willow Muleeclmepleex ([...] with the unorthodox fielding methods being employed by the Crumbling Slopers

It is as if Jack Vance had written scripts for 'Round the Horne'.

Righteous Bubba said...

Cleaning the moose-curlers afterwards is kind of icky, but the moose look very stylish.