Wednesday, April 22, 2009

They Are Punch Drunk With Sinister Goals

Brian Jennings appears to be some kind of goofball.
Because I am a conservative, I am obviously a racist. Because I am a conservative, I am a homophobe. Because I am a conservative, I am Islamaphobic. Because I am a conservative, I am hateful. And, Homeland Security says I’m a right wing extremist. B.S. If conservatives were endangered by global warming, the left would abandon their hysteria about it. The last few weeks have been incredible in terms of the left exerting their new found power. They are punch drunk with sinister goals.
I love that last sentence so much I titled a blog post after it!

What follows is blather about nice, truth-telling conservative media under assault from, er, people who call them names. Lookit:
Much of the media, as Rush Limbaugh says, has become “butt boys” with the administration. The fact of the matter is, there is no journalism in America. There is only conservative talk radio and Fox News to oppose the administration. They, in turn, call us ”tea-baggers.” I didn’t know that was something conservatives spent much time contemplating.
FAGS CALLED US DIRTY NAMES! Let us celebrate the non-hateful non-homophobic character of that paragraph, because it really could have gotten ugly.

Also, particular Conservative Media Personalities have a legitimate and meticulously spelled out argument against Media Matters:
According to many of these conservative media personalities, Media Matters takes comments out of context to further their cause of accusing conservatives of being hateful.
Imagine some silly bugger whose cause is to accuse conservatives of being hateful, but can't quite get there without TAKING CONTEXT AWAY FROM COMMENTS! Such a man might be roaming Pakistan searching for enriched uranium for his context-removal reactor. Also, FAGS:
At a Tea Party rally, I saw some hope and optimism that Americans who have traditional core values are still hopeful. Despite negative press by the mainstream “butt boys”, they are still optimistic that they can have an impact on the future of our great country.
Y'see? Nobody who sees hope that Americans are hopeful could be hateful or homophobic. Only "butt boys" would say so.

13 comments:

Rusty Shackleford said...

I managed to get a comment in on this piece at Big Fail, I guess because it didn't have any fucking swear words in it.

yahtsi

Righteous Bubba said...

It's a marvel of bad writing. This guy should keep it up.

herr doktor bimler said...

The dude does not seem to understand the meaning of 'punch drunk'. Perhaps he looked it up in a slang dictionary.

I am drunk on sinister goal punch.
According to Capcha-word, retuades are a good food match.

Righteous Bubba said...

The dude does not seem to understand the meaning of 'punch drunk'.

Means faggy with fagosity, right?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Butt Boy Veterans for the Truth!
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mikey said...

Yes. I am drunk.

Yes. It is probably fair to postulate that my goals are sinister at best.

But I gotta address this clown directly:

You SURE you wanna punch me? 'Cause I'm kind of Ahmendinejad with a substance problem, a bad attitude and ambiguous gender identification. You might very well not just suffer for the exchange, but be embarrassed besides...

mikey

Oh, check it out!

Windows suggests "Trendiness" and "Heartrending" for my spelling of the Iranian figurehead's name.

And Captcha wants my vedocks

Righteous Bubba said...

As a long-time talk radio programmer, I can tell you this attack is not only real, it is the biggest danger we face in America.

Great Hippie Christ, if there's someone I trust to tell me about big dangers it's a long-time talk radio programmer.

tigris said...

it is the biggest danger we face in AmericaThat needs more CAPS and exclation points. Also, lolwut's terrorism?

Captcha is excon, meaning captcha has begun its encroachment into the realm of the real. THIS IS THE BIGGEST DANGER WE FACE IN AMERICA!!!!

Righteous Bubba said...

Also, lolwut's terrorism?

Jennings is so smart he has addressed that:

We can talk about how the “porkulus bill” creates debt for generations to come. We can point out the waste in the omnibus bill. We can assert that Obama is endangering our nation to more terrorism. But these leftists have a more important goal. If they control speech and thought, they control all our rights as Americans. All other rights hinge on our free speech rights. No other rights matter if free speech rights are compromised.

So you see, back in the days of the Fairness Doctrine, Ronald Reagan was joined by Infernal Contraption to Jane Fonda.

tigris said...

Free speech means he can appear on radio and write books and articles disagreeing with folks and calling them "butt boys" etc. but no one can disagree with him or call him names because OMG LIBERAL THOUGHT PO-LEECE!!!

Righteous Bubba said...

Once liberals control the media nobody like Ronald Reagan can ever be elected.

t4toby said...

If conservatives were the only entities endangered by global warming, the left would abandon their hysteria about it.Yep. That about sums it up.

Righteous Bubba said...

The market would take care of them.