Friday, April 1, 2011

Orly!

James Lambert:
Orange County Lawyer Dr. Orly Taitz, esq. has filed a formal complaint last month with the Social Security Commissioner Michael Astrue regarding her contention of alleged multiple irregularities involving the President's social security numbers. Investigators are alleging that the President has used a number of such numbers over a period of time. Taitz has yet to hear back from the Social Security Director. (See copy of her complaint below).
Blah blah blah. But who is this James Lambert guy?



SHOW US THE LICENSE!

18 comments:

Jennifer said...

I want to see his damn umbilical cord, or at least his belly button!!! To hell with the SS#, I don't even think he's human!

vacuumslayer said...

I got sidetracke by this guy.

When THAT list of people--which includes a Birther--is not conservative enough for you...I don't know what to tell you.

vacuumslayer said...

BTW, that guy totally looks like a football coach for any high school in Any Southern Town, USA.

tigris said...

Youth minister.

Substance McGravitas said...

In these days of austerity I am not sure why "Real Estate Loan Sales agent" should be allowed to deplete our precious supply of capital letters.

tigris said...

I got sidetracked by the bonobo lady. Does professional level not-getting-it pay well?

Substance McGravitas said...

Bonobo lady is WAY more interesting, a great column all around. It's a pity that tigris does not have a blog with which to make fun of it.

vacuumslayer said...

Youth minister.

Betta! He will totally masturbate the gay out of you.

tigris said...

My response consisted entirely of :-o

Smut Clyde said...

Can someone sum up the Bonobo Lady column, for those of us who are loath to visit Renoomerka because we can't handle the truth?

Substance McGravitas said...

Liberals are hypocrites because someone at a university studies bonobos yet students are in trouble for fucking in plain sight. Follow the link, the author's picture is great and not-at-all crazy-looking.

Smut Clyde said...

the author's picture is great and not-at-all crazy-looking.
She's trying to smile at the camera but keeps looking distractedly off to one side. Perhaps there's a naked man there. Perhaps she suspects the scroll bar of making lewd gestures when she's not watching it.

I tried to read the column but couldn't work out which questions were rhetorical and which ones were ironic.

Also I got confused in the 3rd paragraph when she accuses "Northwestern University psychology professor John Michael Bailey [...] of trying to hush up events at a university in LA (he "would rather the public remain ignorant of the type of shocking after-class activities that students voluntarily attend").

Substance McGravitas said...

I am a wife, mother, and grandmother who feels it is her patriotic duty to exercise her First Amendment rights!

LISTEN TO ME NOT SHUTTING THE HELL UP BECAUSE IT IS MY DOOOOOOOOOTEEEEEEEE!

mikey said...

I have some distinctly negative thoughts on doing one's "patriotic duty".

Let me share them with you...

Smut Clyde said...

No-one ever takes it as their patriotic duty to exercise their 5th Amendment right.

Batocchio said...

I want to see their birth certificates before I read their Renew America columns.

(The funny thing is, the bonobo column ran on April Fool's Day, but is just standard Renew America bilge.)

Anonymous said...

james lambert is just in love with orly's belgium chocolate.

J Neo Marvin said...

He looks like the young Glen Campbell.