Monday, April 18, 2011

Attention Surplus Syndrome

TMZ wants attention.

Charlie Sheen wants attention.

9/11 Truthers want attention.

Wonder Triplet powers ACTIVATE!
Now, Mark Dice, a prominent member of The 9/11 Truth Movement, tells us his fellow conspiracy theorists are pissed -- because they feel Charlie has abandoned their cause.

Mark tells us Charlie should be "asking hard questions about what happened on 9/11 and the resulting wars ... not bragging about smoking crack and sleeping with hookers."

Mark says he's reached out to Charlie -- to no avail -- but he tells us if Charlie doesn't address the issue soon, he and several theorists* will protest in front of Sheen's upcoming shows.
It would be a terrible thing if Charlie Sheen and Mark Dice met to settle their differences at the TMZ offices and a stray plane crashed and KILLED THEM ALL TO DEATH.

*Void where prohibited.

7 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

I can't wait to tell T&U about this!

Substance McGravitas said...

It's totally for her Sheen filter.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

...and KILLED THEM ALL TO DEATH.

WINNING!
~

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Mark seems a little uptight, I think he just needs some hookers and crack.

Another Kiwi said...

Could be the only people turning up tp Charles' show by then

Smut Clyde said...

Killed by death!

M. Bouffant said...

My golden idol is tarnished!