Saturday, April 23, 2011

A Remedy

Via Roy I am led to something that makes me far more furious than it should.

Fortunately we here at Substance Labs™ have been working on the Ambulatory Idea and the first tests are taking place right now!

IDEA

Things would be different if Ann could shoot that idea in the head, but alas it has no head. TAKE THAT, KRUGMAN!

Initial tests with the Ambulatory Clue were interesting but troublesome as the Substance Labs™ staff were unable to run fast enough to catch the results.

14 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

How does one maintain that level of willful stupidity?

Substance McGravitas said...

Effort! Plus donations of course. Tenure and lots of free time can't do everything.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

of course, making liberals - especially CANADIAN liberals - furious is pretty much the only consistent conservative or Althousian raison d'etre any more, so YOU HAVE FALLEN DIRECTLY INTO HER CUNNING TRAP!

I only read a couple of comments over there, but it seems like every commenter is still running the Meade Sweepstakes to get into Althousian Pants.

Substance McGravitas said...

YOU HAVE FALLEN DIRECTLY INTO HER CUNNING TRAP!

I think I have worked that one out to my own satisfaction. RUN ANN RUN!

vacuumslayer said...

[Mrs. Lovejoy]Won't someone think of the zombies?!!!!!!![/Mrs. Lovejoy]


zrm, you are banned. Seriously. I will BAN YOU from other people's blogs for talking about Althouse pants.


How does one maintain that level of willful stupidity?

Does box wine kill more brain cells than regular booze?

vacuumslayer said...

And honestly I'm uncomfortable with "cunning trap." *shudder*

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm not going to fall into the trap of clicking on winebox. Thanks to Roy for doing it for me.

Thanks to S_McG for supplying the lulz.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

for a lawyer, she sure can construct a logic chain like a house of cards.

In a shit moat.

Another Kiwi said...

Don't let the idea catch you, Ann! Where is short, purposeful Deank to save her?!?!?!

mikey said...

Hmm, it doesn't quite work correctly in GReader. Ann runs in place and IDEA just looms behind her, stationary and menacing.

You have to stretch a little to get there, but you can construct a narrative whilst staring at the Greader Grendering that is both deeper and more truly ironic, a little like rain on your wedding day when all you need is a knife in a plane crash or something.

W/V seeks to correct Bouffant AND ZRM by suggesting that what the commentaters were actually trying to get into was Althouse's pance...

Substance McGravitas said...

The marquee tag is crucial and I recommend you write the programmers and have them include it in every product ever made.

Smut Clyde said...

she sure can construct a logic chain like a house of cards.
In a shit moat.


She would be well-advised to consult an architect.

Another Kiwi said...

Oh please, oh please make AA consult teh zombie>

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

AK, I ZOL'ed.

She'd probably insist on paying me in wine boxes and.... hey wait, that would work.

Ann, call me!