Thursday, March 31, 2011

The What?

Did I just read an entire thread about a book called The Greek Seamen without seeing a single joke about you-know-what?

22 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Substance, come home, whatever madhouse of maturity you're in!!

(On reading, ha, author is funny/sad.)

M. Bouffant said...

(OK, I really just skimmed it.)

M. Bouffant said...

WV: subduck.

Doubtless a warning.

vacuumslayer said...

That actually made me REALLY uncomfortable. When I clicked I had no idea the author herself would show up to defend her work.

The whole thing was just...OUCH.

And, yes, it's always a disappointment when people don't go for the easy sex jokes.

fish said...

You must remove this post because your opinion is wrong.

Also.

vacuumslayer said...

Put a bag over his head and I'd hit it.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

Yikes. I saw that this past weekend and I can see that it's just gotten worse...

I am amused how even her comments are riddled with errors and mis-spellings.

Next time, hire a copy editor. And publish under a different name.

Substance McGravitas said...

The embarrassment is so powerful that it ERASES ASSFUCKING AND BUKKAKE FROM YOUR MIND.

vacuumslayer said...

Next time, hire a copy editor.

If I could afford to, I'd hire someone to edit all my blog entries. I'm always appalled when I go back hours later after reading them and find errors. I mean, it embarrasses me. I find it's impossible to proofread your own stuff because your mind tends to read what you INTENDED to write, not what you actually wrote. Ugh.

Substance McGravitas said...

When I look through past posts for one reason or another I still correct typos.

Substance McGravitas said...

And see? That right there was a shitty sentence.

vacuumslayer said...

I feel betta now.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

When I clicked I had no idea the author herself would show up to defend her work.

The whole thing was just...OUCH.


She knew the risks... at least she didn't go the "sockpuppet" route.

Substance McGravitas said...

Fuck off!

Substance McGravitas said...

You know it's been such a long time since I've said "fuck off" in real life that it seems like an alien construction. Truly there is progress in the world.

Jennifer said...

I've lost my faith in mankind.

wv??? humer

Close enough.

Smut Clyde said...

The picture at Fish's link is a better likeness than the one that ITTDGY likes to post.

El Snacktator said...

The picture at Fish's link is a better likeness than the one that ITTDGY likes to post.

Is it really appropriate to discuss fish's link?? Really.

fish said...

Put a bag over his head and I'd hit it.

Now I am just spitballing here, but I think Substance has a better chance.

vacuumslayer said...

Are you intimating that the moose-headed man is gay...or that he's just really really really into Canadians?

Substance McGravitas said...

What is the difference between horny and antlery?

vacuumslayer said...

Oh, is it antlery up in The House of Substance? I'll have quit talking about licking syrup off your slightly larger penises. Besides I heard there's hockey to watch!