Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Sneer Goggles

Instaputz:
WOW: Sarah Palin is a lot better looking than Julianne Moore. I wouldn’t have guessed that. What’s with those protruding teeth?
The picture in question:



Not that I want to get into a beauty contest thread, but I'm not seeing a lotta distance here between Palin and faux Palin. What's in those glasses he's wearing?

20 comments:

fish said...

Lieopia.

vacuumslayer said...

Conservatives are wrong and delusional in regards to lotsa stuff.

vacuumslayer said...

Also too I could cattily pick apart Sarah Plain and Shrill's features, but I'm gonna do everyone here a favor and not do that.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Isn't Putz in love with cyborgs?
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Mendacious D said...

There is no love in the Singularity. Only Pinochle tournaments. For ETERNITY.

mikey said...

If those teeth are protruding then I'm gonna have to assume I don't know what that word means, and also that my teeth are totally weird.

'Cause those look pretty much california suburban braceface to me.

W/V gazes over the blasted landscape and the hopeless hordes and comments, without pity, plityran

M. Bouffant said...

Not that I want to get into a beauty contest thread

How 'bout a Royal Wedding thread, then?

I'm pretty sure Ms. Moore wins the Inner Beauty contest, which is the only one that counts, barring hideous disfigurement.

tigris said...

The Google has let me know there exist other pictures of Ms Moore than that somewhat unflattering one in which she still whups Sarah Palin's skanky ass.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Julianne Moore is amazing. Instaputz, as with wingnuts, has to use EVERY LAST THING IN THE UNIVERSE to support his damaged worldview.

Another Kiwi said...

For some reason the Old Professor's eyesight has gone a little dimmer in recent years. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Palin inna a bikini photoshop things.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, I think I have a better title for this.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

dammit Substance I thought there was a new post.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I still find J. Moore much hotter, even dressed as Republican Naughty Librarian Wet Dream, infinitely hotter than Wasillabilly.

wv is mingly, and yes, wv, I would very much like to if you are referring to Ms Moore.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I think it's just Julianne Moore's incredible acting ability - that she could make the inherent ugliness of Palin visible even to her throngs of in-fap-tuated minions.

Speaking of, does anyone have a spare copy of Lebowski? Because that thing about digital media never degrading no matter how many times you re-play it - not true.

fish said...

I will say it was abusive to my ears at least when she was trying to do a Boston accent on 30 rock.

vacuumslayer said...

30 Rock started kind of sucking with that whole story arc. And her character was just a huge wet blanket. Didn't give a shit about her at all.

Still, I like JM. It wasn't her fault she was ill-used on the show.

Also, Boston accents in general are beyond awful. Worse than NY accents, even, I think.

mikey said...

Are you fuckin kidding me? Let's hear someone from Ohio or Florida say "We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon... (interrupted by applause) we choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too"

And that will put this theory to rest forever...

vacuumslayer said...

Scoop my POOP, Blog-Keeper!

Brendan said...

Great post title.

Substance McGravitas said...

GRUMBLE ABOUT POOP.