Tuesday, April 26, 2011

My Place on These Internets

Intrepid searchers at last understand my talent:



Well okay, "intrepid searcher" meaning no plural, but word will get around. In addition to "best fuck ever recorded" I expect to see "wild fuck" "awesome fuck" and "SMcGILF" showing up in these searches very soon.

BUT SHOVE THE PIPLUP UP YOUR ASSES ALREADY!!

And don't mention that Eugene Delgaudio stuff.

UPDATE!

I guess I should own it. Maybe Pooplup at some point.



Oh hell, you're all adults. You can add the poop to the cartoon penguin by yourselves. Hi search engines! пиплуп ポッチャマ 팽도리

33 comments:

fish said...

Only because of my webcam failure.

vacuumslayer said...

I have so many things to say!

1.) I'm glad there's someone out there with handwriting more appalling than mine. I have actually given up handwriting thank you notes and xmas cards because it is so awful. Still, it looks like calligraphy crafted by fairy-angels compared to yours.

2.) What the hell is piplup? And would it even fit in my ass?

3.) I was looking forward to being a MILF. But the prospect of going up against something as awesome as a SMcGILF fills me with a sense of malaise. MILFing just seems so...common now...so BORING...no matter what the porns say. le sigh.

Substance McGravitas said...

That's MOUSE WRITING. And beating the little creatures into producing letters takes a lot of time, both for prep and cleanup.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Maybe you should switch to meese, S_McG.

Certainly would make for an entertaining video...
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Kathleen said...

how disappointed that searcher must have been

Substance McGravitas said...

SPUTTER.

vacuumslayer said...

Nao Wei! This blog is HOTTT!!

Triple T hottt!

Substance McGravitas said...

AHA! SMcGILF in the search results!

It won't be long now until... until... well what happens now?

vacuumslayer said...

Well, I feel it's only a matter of time before your blog is overrun with hottt Murkan women who are hungry for your larger-than-average penis and magic maple syrup (which sounds much dirtier than I meant it). I did my best to drive traffic to your blog with my lascivious post from a couple weeks back. I expect you'll reap the rewards any minute now. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Smut Clyde said...

It would be very wrong to google-bomb the House of Substance with piplup pictures.

Substance McGravitas said...

Must I go POOPLUP on you people?

vacuumslayer said...

Omg, piplup is KEY-YUTE!

vacuumslayer said...

Piplup!

Substance McGravitas said...

A candidate.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I think I'm gonna write slashfic... Piplup/S.E. Cupp.

Smut Clyde said...

A candidate.

Cartoon constipation is no laughing matter, you monster.
Clearly Piplup picture needs FIBREPOOP.

W/v = 'torso', as if to imply that it knows about the large suitcase in the left-luggage room of the Taumaranui Railway station.

mikey said...

Two Piplups, one cup.

Or, as W/V would have it, a sunde

vacuumslayer said...

Cartoon constipation is no laughing matter

Then why am I laughing now? It's your fault!

w/v is "nonfight!"

Smut Clyde said...

Best Fuck Ever Recorded

Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else.

Substance McGravitas said...

Piplup's not wholly constipated: he's left a couple of little presents in the field there.

Another Kiwi said...

Best fuck, huh! we have "experiemnts that failed too many times"

vacuumslayer said...

"Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else."

Sure. That, your vestigial tail, and your "I have Beiber Fever!" tattoo.

vacuumslayer said...

Let's pretend I put another "and" in there somewhere so my joke facsimile makes more sense.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's okay, I can make myself laugh. Now where's that Fleshlight?

tigris said...

Mine are not recorded, to make things fairer for everyone else

The vast Riddled library of woodcut-filled flipbooks says otherwise.

vacuumslayer said...

That's not called laughing, silly.

fish said...

Uh oh. I think I have been mis-using LOL.

fish said...

Well that is one messy malaprop.

Smut Clyde said...

Nice rocks.

fish said...

Oh hell, you're all adults. You can add the poop to the cartoon penguin by yourselves.


This may be my favorite pair of sentences ever.

Substance McGravitas said...

You know, I really like that little penguin. I think he's gonna be reappearing to attempt to poop on a lotta heads.

Smut Clyde said...

And would it even fit in my ass?
You wouldn't believe how often I hear that.

vacuumslayer said...

That made laugh out loud.

We're gonna have to do something about that low self-esteem of your's, smut.