Thursday, October 15, 2009

When Butt Collides With Hurt

The world's tiniest penis violin screeches away:
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RUSH: By the way, the Miami Dolphins have a new owner, a new limited partner owner. Her name is Fergie, [Stacy Ann Ferguson] and she is in a popular group called the Black Eyed Peas. The leader of that group is "will.i.am." [William James Adams, Jr.] Here's a little audio clip from the music of the Black Eyed Peas, which will now be featured prominently as owners of the National Football League's Miami Dolphins.

WILL.I.AM: (song "My Humps") (crowd noise) What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?

FERGIE: I'm a g-g-get you drunk, get you to love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps. Check it out! I drive these brothers crazy. I do it on the daily. They treat me really nicely, and buy me all these ices.

RUSH: Fergie, new limited partner owner of the Miami Dolphins, of the National Football League.

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18 comments:

mikey said...

And somehow that is either as bad as a decade of racist, bigotted spew, or somehow makes the racist, bigoted spew LESS bad?

One of these things is not like the other.

Note to Rush Limbaugh. You live in a place that protects your right to speech, even hateful, divisive bigoted speech. This does NOT, however, ensure that your speech will not have consequences. If your speech is ugly and offensive, there are people who will find YOU ugly and offensive because of your speech. You chose your path, and it made you rich. But you do get to live in the house you built, with all the benefits and all the consequences...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mikey for President.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think mikey is missing the point that Fergie had druggy sexy fun and was not arrested for it. THIS IS NOT FAIR.

herr doktor bimler said...

A wealthy man cannot buy something he wants because the owners do not want to sell it to him.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.

fish said...

Fergie looks way better in a bikini. This explains everything.

herr doktor bimler said...

Fergie had druggy sexy fun
And she has chestal bulges. Another strike against her.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This screeching of outrage from the dittobottry rhymes nicely with their squeals of delight after Chicago lost the Olympics.
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J— said...

Here you go, Rush. This one isn't even in English!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

There ya go, Rush. Pat Buchanan's got your fat Klan behind.

Defending Limbaugh, Buchanan says "this is blacklisting," which "liberals used to condemn"

P.S. I think Pat means we need to start calling it 'rainbowlisting', for the sake of the children.
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mikey said...

mikey is pretty sure he had a whole bunch of druggy sexy fun too.

But goddam it, it's hard to remember for sure. Mighta been somebody else. Can we get some security camera footage over here, fer crissakes????

herr doktor bimler said...

Defending Limbaugh, Buchanan says "this is blacklisting," which "liberals used to condemn"

HA HA HA
"We conservatives have always fought for our right to refuse service to people, or to refuse to employ people, on the grounds of religion or skin colour or sexual orientation. We have called liberals names for fighting against such discrimination. Now I demand that they fight on our behalf, against discrimination on the grounds of being an enormous gobshite."

mikey said...

Look here.

While I freely acknowledge that my Hadrons are HUGE, I absolutely reject the premise that my gobshite is enormous...

Another Kiwi said...

Damn that Soros! he is involved with The Gas Giant not getting a football team. Luckily sleuth Schlussel is on the case.
Oh! but she is soooo conflicted!!!
This is very disappointing, if Soros is, in fact, involved.
Rush, are you so interested in, so obsessed with being part of the NFL that you’re willing to look the other way and be involved with a guy like George Soros

I mean it's like "The Death of Satire" in your country.

Substance McGravitas said...

That is awesome. That's the kind of shit Soros should do just to keep the conspiracy alive.

Also he could ring Rush's doorbell and run away before he answers.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah, it's still a win for Rush, he gets to play the big, whiny, put-upon white guy.

Substance McGravitas said...

The sad thing is that "The Spirit of Radio" is such a great song. Funny to hear him sing though.

Rusty Shackleblart said...

Nobody tell Rush about the personal life of Gary Glitter. He'll never be able to go to an NFL game again.

herr doktor bimler said...

Maybe mikey's hadrons would not be so huge if he stopped banging them together and let the swelling go down.