Michelle Obama has done wonders for raising social consciousness for responsible eating with her efforts to launch a White House garden and her support of a farmer's market near home, but she lost the high road a bit when, as PD's Lynn Sweet reported this weekend, the Obamas' dog, Bo, got a "doghouse cake made out of veal" for his birthday earlier this month.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
SCANDAL CONSUMES THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE
RED FUCKIN' ALERT!!!
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"Doghouse cake made out of veal" - gimme it
OMG they give their dog people food!!!
So far Matt Drudge is not on the case.
The worst part was the dog bowl filled with the tears of unnoticed teabagging wingnuts gone Galt and children told Heaven is fake and Grandpa's just dead; all that salt is bad for Bo's health!
Captcha is chadista... Florida vote counter?
Hmm. Interesting coincidence. I'm making Schnitzel tonight. If I was cooking for more than one, I could assemble the final entree into a doghouse. That would be kind of fun. With a potato Snoopy (or Bo) on the top?
Veal, schmeal. Hte real act of cruelty was making those poor dogs wear party hats. I youstabee a lie-beral but anthropomorphisation of housepets is a bridge too far.
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the Woman Up column complaining about doggie birthday parties.
Seems like our counterparts on the right, if they were truly interested in balance, would admit that Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.
God the scandal when a picture of Bo playing cards comes out!
The Portuguese water dogs have webbed toes so imagine the paper cuts.
Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.
Perhaps a vegetarian substitute.
God the scandal when a picture of Bo playing cards comes out!
The true scandal will be the fact that he's cheating.
The other dogs will sniff out the blood on the cards.
Considering where Bo was likely to be hiding that Ace, I don't think "sniffing it out" will be a tremendous challenge...
Sirrah, these cards are marked.
Sirrah, these cards are marked
And don't smell too good, also.
Bo knows dealing the race card from the bottom of the deck.
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Bo had to play the race card, so that all options would be on the table.
Hitler would NOT have fed his dogs a veal doghouse cake.
He would, too. And Blondi would have said, "this Hundehaus cake is the wurst!"
In these parts, German sausages are served for dessert:
The wurst is yet to come.
these cards are marked.
So we are back to pissing on things eh?
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