tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post2320389843604371665..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: My Beloved Cunt Would Be ShockedSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63977304224848978172009-10-29T19:57:24.874-07:002009-10-29T19:57:24.874-07:00All my Stoats
Sorry, worst soap opera AVAH.<i>All my Stoats</i><br /><br />Sorry, worst soap opera AVAH.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-31005496018076652602009-10-28T13:22:39.552-07:002009-10-28T13:22:39.552-07:00I am so offended that they did not have a whole se...I am so offended that they did not have a whole series of pictures of different religious figures in the show and urine could splash onto them all and then different representatives of all the religions could go in and think it was a series of miracles. Now THAT would be funny.<br />P.S. Is it an American thing to pictures of religious personages in urinals?? To stop sinful enjoyments or what? A post Larry Craig thing?Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-78348671602885165082009-10-28T13:07:33.612-07:002009-10-28T13:07:33.612-07:00How carefully were they not mistreated?How carefully were they not mistreated?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19427649413585970282009-10-28T13:02:43.877-07:002009-10-28T13:02:43.877-07:00No kakapos were maltreated during the construction...No kakapos were maltreated during the construction of my 'Jism Christ'.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-21320757681313820852009-10-28T11:32:51.686-07:002009-10-28T11:32:51.686-07:00Would you like to buy a Piss Christ wristwatch? &q...Would you like to buy a Piss Christ wristwatch? "Jesus' left hand is pointing to 3 and his right hand is pointing to 10..."herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-12313646522529583422009-10-28T11:19:46.353-07:002009-10-28T11:19:46.353-07:00I guess Piss Christ is out of the question?I guess Piss Christ is out of the question?fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44545118968673120192009-10-28T06:54:05.708-07:002009-10-28T06:54:05.708-07:00In high school I kissed Cheryl Hines at a Bob Sege...In high school I kissed Cheryl Hines at a Bob Seger concert. True story.Anonymous regular commenternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15556416610814436482009-10-27T22:42:04.544-07:002009-10-27T22:42:04.544-07:00If it's true that money is time then watch thi...If it's true that money is time then watch this<br />I ain't tryin to run out of time so I purchased some watches<br /><br />GOOD BURTING!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-45652481305271320802009-10-27T22:39:01.229-07:002009-10-27T22:39:01.229-07:00Burt says that if I buy one of his wrist watches, ...Burt says that if I buy one of his wrist watches, he will be offended for me.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-29565118396044377442009-10-27T22:27:48.825-07:002009-10-27T22:27:48.825-07:00Well, do people go out of their way to piss off th...Well, do people go out of their way to piss off the snakehandlers?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-62419885733090116592009-10-27T21:01:47.955-07:002009-10-27T21:01:47.955-07:00Good point that. Irreverence towards christianity ...Good point that. Irreverence towards christianity risks offending lots of people in the US, whereas irreverence towards scientology risks offending fewer people with MORE LAWYERS AND MONEY. Which is the edgier form of humour?herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75366427392203744352009-10-27T20:47:57.872-07:002009-10-27T20:47:57.872-07:00If you blaspheme one you have to blaspheme against...<i>If you blaspheme one you have to blaspheme against them all, or be unveiled as a hypocrite before Big Hollywood.</i><br /><br />The Scientologists will not stand for it!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-82097640507780439682009-10-27T20:36:50.711-07:002009-10-27T20:36:50.711-07:00Me too.
I have two in my tooto...Me too.<br /><br />I have two in my tooto...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-52763184095713665632009-10-27T20:34:49.662-07:002009-10-27T20:34:49.662-07:00Religions follow the Hells Angels ethos. If you bl...Religions follow the Hells Angels ethos. If you blaspheme one you have to blaspheme against them all, or be unveiled as a hypocrite before Big Hollywood.<br /><br />'Fingdros'? I think he was a minor character in <i>Ossian's Ride</i>, but I could be mistaken.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42150473606127777072009-10-27T20:26:42.060-07:002009-10-27T20:26:42.060-07:00Sirs, I am offended that you do not take offense.Sirs, I am offended that you do not take offense.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-85940043764810774622009-10-27T20:25:53.537-07:002009-10-27T20:25:53.537-07:00Hopefully, Mr. deity will do an episode with Larry...Hopefully, Mr. deity will do an episode with Larry David.<br /><br />He can have Jesse giving him a hard time. It would be HI-larious.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-6834667757840822812009-10-27T19:46:59.241-07:002009-10-27T19:46:59.241-07:00Dood.
It's a painting.
It's a TELEVISION...Dood.<br /><br />It's a painting.<br /><br />It's a TELEVISION program, fer crissakes.<br /><br />If the lord and creator of the entire universe can't deal with Larry David, and we need to defend his omnipotent honor, let's face it, it's a shitty deity. If I'm going to worship a mythological beast, can I at least have one who isn't a drama queen?<br /><br />Really doesn't seem that much to ask from the lord of the universe...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com