tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post896802738310586668..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: A Cheap JokeSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-39873006786183574072009-10-24T20:48:56.632-07:002009-10-24T20:48:56.632-07:00Boy, looking at this on another machine lets me kn...Boy, looking at this on another machine lets me know that the colour-matching sucks. Gotta get that card fixed. Boo hoo.Subnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-87587978030915390712009-10-24T15:06:49.601-07:002009-10-24T15:06:49.601-07:00Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.
Also ch...<i>Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.</i><br />Also chicken wings on his hat.<br />Do we think that Redhanded Guard will get severe tendinitis in the future. So much bulging muscle in big blocks on quite skinny arms. Soon he will be the scary Fruit and Vege aisle guard in SupermarketsAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48090765703673745852009-10-24T14:51:27.670-07:002009-10-24T14:51:27.670-07:00Kang's guards delight in the playing of practi...Kang's guards delight in the playing of practical jokes and are even now giggling and nudging each other as they imagine the look on the face of their colleague when he discovers the substitution.<br />IT IS THE WAY OF KANG. Practical jokes and interior design via Playboy magazine circa 1975Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-75304606361444581882009-10-24T13:32:44.465-07:002009-10-24T13:32:44.465-07:00They clearly arrived expecting a barbecue. Thor ha...They clearly arrived expecting a barbecue. Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-70325510414607091532009-10-24T09:19:34.468-07:002009-10-24T09:19:34.468-07:00In future crises I shall be asking myself "Wh...<i>In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"</i><br /><br />Yeah, well, I voted for Kodos.tigrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00685093476177441655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17662354922726128742009-10-24T06:54:34.836-07:002009-10-24T06:54:34.836-07:00Capt. America has the only superhero pants with be...Capt. America has the only superhero pants with belt loops. And there are only five of them, a sure sign of cost-cutting at the pants factory.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-44543851169315716222009-10-24T02:16:29.899-07:002009-10-24T02:16:29.899-07:00The top picture looks a helluva lot like a Paolozz...The top picture looks a helluva lot like a Paolozzi collage.<br />I say this like it's a good thing, because it is.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-49844407747335836002009-10-24T02:11:40.399-07:002009-10-24T02:11:40.399-07:00So much for "What would Jesus Do?" In fu...So much for "What would Jesus Do?" In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"<br /><br /><i>It's a lance in a flower vase. Why?</i><br /><br />I was wondering that about the guard myself.<br />I reckon it's in the hope that people will ask him what the hell he has stuck on his pitchfork, so he can answer "It's a Greek Urn." And they will ask in turn, "What's a Greek urn?"herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-18223227588096455252009-10-23T23:58:04.834-07:002009-10-23T23:58:04.834-07:00And who does not remember that tragic denouement? ...And who does not remember that tragic denouement? I thought you had gone to a doctor about that denouement, Mikey?<br />P.S. Wally is behind Mr. Red FistAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48901479457919180702009-10-23T20:19:51.462-07:002009-10-23T20:19:51.462-07:00"Yon unmoving female"?
That would be th..."Yon unmoving female"?<br /><br />That would be the "Sandra", my ex wife and conqueror of worlds...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65913636244635708252009-10-23T19:52:39.211-07:002009-10-23T19:52:39.211-07:00For you, mikey, the whole scene.
From me, your ho...For you, mikey, the whole scene.<br /><br />From me, your host, Farcetio.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48028995966260979452009-10-23T19:50:09.509-07:002009-10-23T19:50:09.509-07:00mikey said...
Does blue dood, with the great big ...<i>mikey said... <br />Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?<br /></i><br /><br />He doesn't have to worry, mikey.<br /><br />Burt is watching over him.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-26301702450072995502009-10-23T19:43:50.616-07:002009-10-23T19:43:50.616-07:00Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist kn...Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?<br /><br />Should somebody tell him?<br /><br />Or can he just put all the fire in his vase? He's got a helmet after all. I think he'll be okay.<br /><br />But I'm still gonna motion from the dugout for him to move in a few steps. These guys'll be fine if they just get a decent bench coach....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-54416876741972236502009-10-23T19:36:08.718-07:002009-10-23T19:36:08.718-07:00Damn, I can't get my head out of this picture....Damn, I can't get my head out of this picture. It's got layers, man, LAYERS.<br /><br />Blue foreground dood. With the big red fist, bigger than his head. That's a BIG fist. <br /><br />Umm, can he masturbate? Should I wonder about these things? <br /><br />And what about his "weapon". It's a lance in a flower vase. Why? It's got more feng shui to get killed by a well decorated lance? Or is Lance just the designer, and that's a spear?<br /><br />It's endlessly fascinating. I'm going back to staring at it. My pot pie (no, don't even think that - that's NOT what makes it a pot pie) is still in the oven, and I have plenty of time to study kang's habits. <br /><br />I suspect I'll be back....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-66301772397592773582009-10-23T18:40:06.468-07:002009-10-23T18:40:06.468-07:00The WaPoop is so awesome.
~The WaPoop is so awesome.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76791494768186414382009-10-23T18:17:30.966-07:002009-10-23T18:17:30.966-07:00I find myself somewhat ambivalent about the bull s...I find myself somewhat ambivalent about the bull skull.<br /><br />That may not work with my decor.<br /><br />Unlike the anti-grav stairs. Those fucking rock!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60162825920873579872009-10-23T18:08:12.307-07:002009-10-23T18:08:12.307-07:00Man. I gotta get me a chair like that.
Kang look...Man. I gotta get me a chair like that.<br /><br />Kang looks completely comfortable...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-20537292245995734262009-10-23T17:25:14.852-07:002009-10-23T17:25:14.852-07:00The cheap joke worked for me.
But then, I conside...The cheap joke worked for me.<br /><br />But then, I consider Kraphammer ripe.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com