Top five cliches that liberals use to avoid real argumentsLook at that mug.
You may recall John Hawkins from such classic thought-avoidance columns as "Four Ways to Insert"—
No wait, it's Jonah Goldberg! Writing in The Washington Post! Mercy me, I have been hornswoggled.
Look at that mug.
Let me now list the 5IVE CLICHÉS so we can pretend we're not making a scurrilous ad hominem argument and in fact dealt seriously with a whole bunch of intellectual somethings-or-other:
‘Diversity is strength’Dealing seriously with it: I figure that a mob of completely non-diverse black people should be able to beat the shit out of Jonah Goldberg and shove the constitution up his ass and castrate him for the sake of the gene pool and have a whole bunch of other guys put in jail for it.
‘Violence never solved anything’
‘The living Constitution’
‘Better 10 guilty men go free . . .’
Now: what's better than some third-rate column in which complaining via list substitutes for an idea?
A third-rate column Hawkinsing a book entitled The Tyranny of Clichés.
I see I was beaten to this before I was awake.
ALSO ALSO ALSO:
The hideous John Hawkins for real:
That site is coming in handy.How to avoid unleashing the Hulk.
1) Sleep with him too soon.
Okay, that's enough of that.