Sunday, April 8, 2012

Amulets

...In that pool of racists, there are nonetheless many intelligent and well-socialized racists. (I’ll use IWSR as an ad hoc abbreviation.) You should consciously seek opportunities to make friends with IWSRs. In addition to the ordinary pleasures of friendship, you will gain an amulet against potentially career-destroying accusations of prejudice if you fire one now and again.

SEXIER-THAN-WARRANTED UPDATE:



It's still somewhat surprising that Archie is so far out in front of the conservative movement. Inside: will Betty or Veronica go black?

29 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

FUCK AMULETS.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

vs is objectively pro-majik rings.
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vacuumslayer said...

I'm part of the fellowship of the ring...though I'm not sure I find the goatse band precious.

vacuumslayer said...

Hey, guess what I just saw on the tv? Orbs. Hub is watching The Masters. That's a whole lot of white people in the one place.

But see what you miss out on by not using your tv, thudner? WHITE PEOPLE AND ORBS--two of your favorite things!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh right, the masters...teebee is going on right now!

For the first time in about two months.
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Substance McGravitas said...

While I was in Philadelphia I had on some local news when I woke up, but other than that I completely ignored the hundred-some channels available to me. It was odd.

Another Kiwi said...

The Master's is an elaborate ritual set up by the orbs to have men in funny clothes come and hit them around. What this signifies, no one knows but at least there are no girl cooties involved.

Another Kiwi said...

Also can you make an amulet without breaking eggs? Ensquirreled minds want to know.

vacuumslayer said...

While I was in Philadelphia I had on some local news when I woke up

Did you still have your kidneys?!!!!!!!

The Master's is an elaborate ritual set up by the orbs to have men in funny clothes come and hit them around. What this signifies, no one knows but at least there are no girl cooties involved.

The weird thing was, the orbs I saw were actually actually floating in the air--not balls! It was MAGIC~! Girl cooties takes the float out of orbs. Duh.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd....

Righteous Bubba is in the playoff!
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Substance McGravitas said...

That guy just lives for golf.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

HE WINS!
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ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh crap. Now he's crying.
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vacuumslayer said...

Hope you look good in green, Bubba.

Another Kiwi said...

Oh he's gonna get all "Celebrity" on us now. "Say, did I ever tell you about when I won the Master Golf thing?"

Another Kiwi said...

Also, how is Archie, who has not washed his hair for 50 years that I know of, getting that pussycat lady in his lap?

Substance McGravitas said...

Wrong wrong wrong!

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh fuck you Google. All those are image searches.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Once you go furry, everything gets blurry, A.K.
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Smut Clyde said...

Also can you make an amulet without breaking eggs?

It is Amulet without the prince of Denmark.

Another Kiwi said...

Wasn't it Romeo and Hamulet? By Francis Bacon?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I never knew Archie Comics were so subversive! Their headquarters is not too far from Casa di Bastard, and I know a couple of people who have worked for them over the years (a while ago, summer employment during college).

Sirius Lunacy said...

Also can you make an amulet without breaking eggs?

No, but they must be Faberge eggs.

Mandos said...

It's rumoured that some Fabergé eggs contain a creamy center of premium truffles and pure fairy poop, but you have to break them open to find out.

Sirius Lunacy said...

Does Valerie have a tail on her catsuit or is Archie just happy to see her?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Archie has always like pussycat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Oh, god, I am so sorry for that one. Canadia makes one woozy.

fish said...

FUCK AMULETS.

If this is protection against, DO NOT WANT!!!

M. Bouffant said...

Does Valerie have a tail on her catsuit or is Archie just happy to see her?

His & Hers Matching Catsuit & Condom.