Monday, July 20, 2009

Top One John Hawkins Writing Technique

















































Jan 9, 2009

18 comments:

herr doktor bimler said...

The 28 most recent columns from John Hawkins.

Another Kiwi said...

The 0 Hawkins columns that are worth reading

fish said...

5 key mistakes writers make.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

One of my bosses was a bit dyslexic, and he would write proposals with lists in them starting with one, going to B, then going back to three...

The secretary would correct them, and he would mark them back the original way!!

weird.

I imagine Hawkins list ending up at a number other than the one in the title.

mikey said...

15 ways to touch yourself.

My top 10 Porn Sites.

A dozen fast-food sammiches I like.

16 things you can do with underpants.

Eleven things my wife says that bug me.

7 fun things you can do that LOOK like work.

I like this. I've got a TON of bloggy ideas now! Thanks...

Brendan said...

That "Twenty Small Ways to Help Get Our Country Back on Track" column could have been more accurately titled as "Twenty Different Ways to Say 'Pray to Jesus' and 'Join the GOP'."

The sweeping and inane generalizations about liberals were almost as delicious. I did like that he called "liberals are tolerant" a myth -- maybe that'll stop the wingnuts from playing the "b-b-b-but you're supposed to be tolerant" whine card every time they want indulgence to say something bigoted.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

11 Smells in my Bathroom....

Substance McGravitas said...

7 ways to kill time. Whoops, eight now.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

A list of PENIS five times.

PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS

Rusty Shackleford said...

Top 6 Most-Referenced Monty Python Sketches

Substance McGravitas said...

The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Top 10 Things I Don't Get Done.

tigris said...

On that note, the top two things I didn't get done:
1. make list

J— said...

Ha. This reminded me of the counting posts Hawkins really like to do. From his site:

"Bloggin While Female: 5 Conservative Women Bloggers Talk About Gender Issues And The Blogosphere"

"Interviewing Six Conservative Female Bloggers On Dating"

"The 10 Hottest Liberal Women In Politics"

Caliph Garrett said...

Top Nick Hornby novels:

1. High Fidelity

Top Graham Nash tracks:

1. Malikess Express

Substance McGravitas said...

Top 2 Runaway Governors

Another Kiwi said...

Top 2 messages from my fillings.

3, no 2, no... some investment gurus you can trust

16 funniest penis tricks

5 best crouc restaurants

herr doktor bimler said...

Top Nick Hornby novels:
1. High Fidelity


Should the list be ordered chronologically or alphabetically?
Decisions, decisions.