Sunday, April 1, 2012

I Want Your Organ

Anyone who has bought some kinda fancy electrical keyboard knows More Buttons Are Good.




I might not get to see it played because STUFF TO FUCKING DO but above the fancy-looking pipes are threatening-looking baffles that must produce a thunderous noise.

Thank you nice Macy's employees, but your company doesn't seem to think much of the nice building they have.

12 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Holy pipes, Batman!

"I want your organ" would be a marginal pick-up line for a woman but disastrous for a man, cuz it would just make it sound like he was eyeing your kidneys and thinking of fava beans and chianti.

Smut Clyde said...

Needs moar DR PHIBES.
Tigris usually appreciates teh organ porn and I am concerned by the lack of comments. Perhaps that first link has sent her into some sort of fugue state.

J Neo Marvin said...

"I am the gorgon who slay the dragon...with my organ!"

-Lee Scratch Perry

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Best version of "Watcher Of The Skies" EVER.

bianca steele said...

That used to be Wanamaker's. . . . I haven't been there since Macy's bought them. you need to go there at Christmastime to see the Nutcracker light display on the big wall. I'm actually not sure they don't use recorded music, though.

Probably they don't still have the eagle, I guess. You can see it in the post-apocalyptic parts of Twelve Monkeys.

ckc (not kc) said...

...I looked closely - saw no "Demo" button ... what kind of keyboard comes without a Demo [dum-de-dum-dum...64 foot woofer!!!]

tigris said...

I was in my bunk, Smut. Plus I think I've already used my "organ coupling: swell to great" joke.

Smut Clyde said...

I see no 'Vox Populus' stop on the keyboards. HARUMPH.

Substance McGravitas said...

I'm actually not sure they don't use recorded music, though.

According to the bartender the organ is used, but I am drunk and the bartender is an odd person.

vacuumslayer said...

Ooh, you're drunk?

Ladies, now's the time to try out your "I want your organ" line on Substance!

tigris said...

Most organ aficionados won't be interested in anything less than a three manual organ, so I'm positiv we'll need to know if Substance is so gedeckt out.

M. Bouffant said...

W/o every possible button one's creativity is stifled, if not strangled.