Friday, April 13, 2012

Dumbass, You're Supposed to STEAL the Money

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Newt's campaign is talking about paying off debts and stuff. Go read.
Campaign insiders attribute the problems partly to Gingrich and his wife Callista’s, asserting that the couple was unwilling to downgrade from private jets and security details even as the campaign floundered. Insiders say Callista Gingrich required an entourage of at least two staffers – including one who dressed in an elephant costume to promote her children’s book – and a contracted security guard who followed her even on non-campaign trips.
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10 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well sure, someone has to protect Callista from space marines.
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vacuumslayer said...

If she's protected from the space marines, how will the space porn get made?


I apologize for mentioning calista and porn in the same sentence.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Furthermore
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vacuumslayer said...

My stuff is better.

mikey said...

Nah, I'd watch it.

At least as long as I watched two girls, one ideology...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Insiders say Callista Gingrich required an entourage of at least two staffers – including one who dressed in an elephant costume to promote her children’s book

Promoting the book... right. We all know she's a furry. It's just a change from the guy dressed as a newt (technically not a furry animal, but SHUT UP!!!).

mikey said...

Do you suppose a Callista Gingrich/Orly Taitz lesbian scene would fall under Rule 34, or would it just be another one of those mildly interesting oddities?

Substance McGravitas said...

I can suppose a lot of things, but there I think my supposition skillz give out.

Smut Clyde said...

To the Suppository with Substance!
How are your stipulation skills?

Substance McGravitas said...

The stipend's not covering them.