That last item is distressing for a proud Canadian. Say what you will about the decaying state of their research and development, American bootscraper technology remains decades ahead of the efforts of my homeland.
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...why would you scrape your boots?
In Philadelphia the answer can only be dog poop.
Or some other unspecified poop source.
Given the option, I'd scrape...
Ah yes, the Bootscraper9000...the pinnacle of bootscraping technology when it was introduced.
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...but then it was obsoleted by the iBoot.
You've not seen teh boot brush at teh Inco-now-called-Vale General Office in Sudbury. Although I guess that technology is Brazil's now.
Our 'scraper tech is so advanced because the U.S. of A. is covered in shit. Everywhere.
I'm pretty sure that is a Ben Franklin boot scraper design. Ben was the smartest and the swingingest founding father.
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