Sunday, April 1, 2012

Philadelphia for the Very Short




That last item is distressing for a proud Canadian. Say what you will about the decaying state of their research and development, American bootscraper technology remains decades ahead of the efforts of my homeland.

8 comments:

ckc (not kc) said...

...why would you scrape your boots?

Substance McGravitas said...

In Philadelphia the answer can only be dog poop.

mikey said...

Or some other unspecified poop source.

Given the option, I'd scrape...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ah yes, the Bootscraper9000...the pinnacle of bootscraping technology when it was introduced.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...but then it was obsoleted by the iBoot.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

You've not seen teh boot brush at teh Inco-now-called-Vale General Office in Sudbury. Although I guess that technology is Brazil's now.

M. Bouffant said...

Our 'scraper tech is so advanced because the U.S. of A. is covered in shit. Everywhere.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I'm pretty sure that is a Ben Franklin boot scraper design. Ben was the smartest and the swingingest founding father.