The House of Substance: Works Best on Black I Think

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Works Best on Black I Think

14 comments:

Hamish Mack said...: Lucky you live across the border, Subby. Newtie wouldn't take too kindly to the disses of the missus.
Her lacquer is so thickly applied that her face can re-organise itself after a vacuum explosion.; May 26, 2011 at 9:27 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt. Obviously he is too if that debt he's carrying is any indication.; May 26, 2011 at 9:29 PM
Hogeye Grex said...: Once black...

Oh, and that debt, Subby?

A little more to it than first met the eye.; May 27, 2011 at 1:31 AM
Smut Clyde said...: This has possibilities from the Wonkette comment thread:
I thought Tiffany's had engaged Callista as a lobbyist to help ease the introduction of their new controversial line of Dalmatian fur coats.; May 27, 2011 at 1:53 AM
fish said...: Come on you guys, I find it romantic that they would go to Tiffany's together to buy Newt that silver cock ring.; May 27, 2011 at 5:07 AM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...: Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt.

Well, pshya, Newt doesn't have laser eyes!; May 27, 2011 at 5:24 AM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: Newt's lucky he's a Republican, else he might get the John Edwards treatment (and he's lucky that Obama is in charge of Bush's 3rd term at the DOJ).
~; May 27, 2011 at 7:31 AM
tigris said...: Wonkette commenter: "I thought his wife is not a Tiffany lobbyist, but a Tiffany mannequin... "

The mannequins are more real-looking.; May 27, 2011 at 7:47 AM
Substance McGravitas said...: I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?; May 27, 2011 at 8:13 AM
mikey said...: Honey, I'm worried about the Subster.; May 27, 2011 at 8:19 AM
fish said...: I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?

You also have to wonder what the value of $500K of jewelry is after a couple of years. You resell it and pay off the "loan," pocketing the difference.

Not a bribe though.; May 27, 2011 at 9:45 AM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...: fish, youre silly. Roosters don't wear rings.

"Honey, I'm worried about the Subster"

I'm starting to think that in the deepest darkest recesses of his heart, there is a little Callista-love there. It is concerning.; May 28, 2011 at 5:28 AM
tigris said...: He looked into her eyes. NEVER look into her eyes!

Also: HEY BABY MOMMA! Congrats!; May 28, 2011 at 6:45 AM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...: Thanks, Tigris!; May 28, 2011 at 6:47 AM

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