Thursday, May 26, 2011

Works Best on Black I Think

14 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Lucky you live across the border, Subby. Newtie wouldn't take too kindly to the disses of the missus.
Her lacquer is so thickly applied that her face can re-organise itself after a vacuum explosion.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt. Obviously he is too if that debt he's carrying is any indication.

Hogeye Grex said...

Once black...

Oh, and that debt, Subby?

A little more to it than first met the eye.

Smut Clyde said...

This has possibilities from the Wonkette comment thread:
I thought Tiffany's had engaged Callista as a lobbyist to help ease the introduction of their new controversial line of Dalmatian fur coats.

fish said...

Come on you guys, I find it romantic that they would go to Tiffany's together to buy Newt that silver cock ring.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Oh I'm much more afeared of the missus than Newt.

Well, pshya, Newt doesn't have laser eyes!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Newt's lucky he's a Republican, else he might get the John Edwards treatment (and he's lucky that Obama is in charge of Bush's 3rd term at the DOJ).
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tigris said...

Wonkette commenter: "I thought his wife is not a Tiffany lobbyist, but a Tiffany mannequin... "

The mannequins are more real-looking.

Substance McGravitas said...

I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?

mikey said...

Honey, I'm worried about the Subster.

fish said...

I wonder what the payback terms of the "loan" are?

You also have to wonder what the value of $500K of jewelry is after a couple of years. You resell it and pay off the "loan," pocketing the difference.

Not a bribe though.

vacuumslayer said...

fish, youre silly. Roosters don't wear rings.

"Honey, I'm worried about the Subster"


I'm starting to think that in the deepest darkest recesses of his heart, there is a little Callista-love there. It is concerning.

tigris said...

He looked into her eyes. NEVER look into her eyes!

Also: HEY BABY MOMMA! Congrats!

vacuumslayer said...

Thanks, Tigris!