Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Fixed

Spotted at Susan's:



Don't knock it until you've tried it.

(Okay, I made the words real words in English.)

21 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

OH MY EFFING GOODNESS!!!

They'll never let her be a nun now.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Why does K-Lo hate a perfectly good Anglo-Sexin' English word?

Zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I recognize that I do not have nearly the pedant cred of some who hang out around here, but isn't the root of that German?

Substance McGravitas said...

Probably, but the root of "probably" is Latin.

Kathleen said...

related

is that how that works?

fish said...

but isn't the root of that German?

That would be the Saxon part.

Smut Clyde said...

Well if "fucking" had only one syllable then the lyrics of 'Evidently Chickentown' would NOT SCAN.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Sprechen sie deutsch, fisch.
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Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Heh heh. Root. Heh heh.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Also. Too. And I am disappoint that no one has done this yet.

The phone. The papers. The train. Home.

Uh, sorry K-Lo. The adjective really does add meaning to the statement.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

fish:


perfectly good Anglo-Sexin' English word

I guess I keyed on the word "english". Probably wrong. Again. I should be used to it by now.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Sprechen sie deutsch, fisch.

Ich kann wenige deutsch gesprechen.

mikey said...

Two Syllables?

TWO??

In fucking?

That's just stupid. "OH BABY" is three. "I'm gonna CUM!" is at LEAST four.

"No, idiot, the OTHER hole!" is many more.

She seems...inexperienced...

vacuumslayer said...

And what about "Oh YES. Right there. Mmmmmmmm. Oh my god. Feels SOOOOO good. Oh--ooooh! OH GOD YES!"? Prolly too many to count...

Smut Clyde said...

"Ouch!!" -- only one syllable.

M. Bouffant said...

I could hear the real words version of the tweet being sung by a saloon singer. Jack Jones, maybe.

vacuumslayer said...

omg, I can't visit this blog anymore--I'm askeert Callista will eat me!!!

fish said...

Someone is stealing your bit.

vacuumslayer said...

Smeagol's happy when he has his precious.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Fucking K-Lo.

Brando said...

To continue where Mikey left off, "I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before" is an unlucky 13 syllables.