Friday, May 27, 2011

German Horror Stories are Just Different

Thank you Google Translate:
Case Studies
Cat with disturbed sense of
Patient:
Sheila, a tabby cat, two years old, not sterilized

Living Conditions:
Sheila was brought by a family from a shelter. Which has seen the cat before is not known. It was intended as a "gift" for the eight year old son. The mother of the son has an obsession with cleaning and handled with aggressive cleaning agents, it was about the cat hair so outraged that they Sheila for weeks into the bathroom locked. From a visitor Sheila was freed from this "prison" and came to cat lovers. Unfortunately, the animal was so distraught that it was found not to her new man was back and totally confused. Since the cat was chipped, it could be brought back to her family. Sheila repeats lost and did not return home. After many searches it was found. Once the new owners were in sight of the cat, she ran joyfully to their people and let carry.

How was first contact the state?
A customer whose sheep had been successfully treated, I gave my phone number next to the mother cat. Previously she was with a THP, the tried Bach flower remedies, to help the cat. Sheila was still not home.

History:
Sheila has been studied in detail. Here I use a company bioresonance Rayonex. The cat showed symptoms of poisoning. No wonder, since Sheila had to inhale the fumes for weeks of cleaning products in the bathroom. The investigation further revealed that the auditory center and the organ of balance were disturbed. This also explains the disorientation of the cat: the very good sense of direction of cats is also working with "these sonic. If a cat is not fine enough to hear more, they recognize their stored acoustic images and is not therefore no longer home.

Therapy:
The disorders of the ear treated with bio-resonance. To this end a special tax plan was created. This tax plan will include the harmonization of the seven main chakras. When treating the cat stretched comfortably on their mat and purred.
There were two sessions of 90 minutes. In the second session (a week later) was already much interested Sheila and very lively. As long sessions only work if the correct frequencies are selected. Then the animals feel comfortable and fall asleep during treatment.
Detoxification Lymphomyosot (from heel) was prescribed. Since cats do not tolerate alcohol, yes, vials were chosen, not injected, but were administered orally. The customer was instructed in the handling of the vials. Every day half a vial was administered.
Initially, the feces of the cat very frothy reaction to the detoxification. After a week, could the cat be allowed outside again, she stayed only a short time out and came back each time. The days were getting longer in the open.
After two weeks of the faeces was normal. Sheila can leave the house through the cat flap at any time, it is usually only two hours out there and always comes back. The customer is satisfied.

Note:
Those who work with bioresonance Rayonex of and interested in the special tax plan, may request to me.

Natural Healing for Animals
Dipl.-Ing. Ulrich Hannemann
Sauer Home 29
91575 Windsbach
Phone: 09871/65799-10

11 comments:

mikey said...

Since the cat was chipped, it could be brought back to her family.

I believe we call this the "Pottery Barn" provision.

And hey, I'm ALL for Bachmann Flower Remedies. Bring it on, Marcel, sez I!

I like to pan-sear the organ of balance in butter in a hot pan with herbs, and serve it with flatbread as an hors d'oeuvre....

Substance McGravitas said...

After two weeks of the faeces was normal.

There's a gif for that.

M. Bouffant said...

I like to pan-sear the organ of balance in butter in a hot pan with herbs, and serve it with flatbread as an hors d'oeuvre....

Yeah, but what do you do w/ the "cat flap?"

mikey said...

Yeah, but what do you do w/ the "cat flap?"

Frankly, I think we have just about enough euphemisms for the female genitalia.

I mean, the committee is willing to consider additions, but at this point we believe we're good...

Smut Clyde said...

This tax plan will include the harmonization of the seven main chakras.

If the NZ Inland Revenue department offered this sort of service, I would be far more reliable about my tax payments.

Another Kiwi said...

I gave my phone number next to the mother cat
People who give their cat a cell-phone are just asking for trouble. Multiple pizza orders would be the least of it.

Substance McGravitas said...

Do they pay long-distance bills? NO.

Hogeye Grex said...

Initially, the feces of the cat very frothy reaction to the detoxification.

Ah. The Santorum Elixir. A heady but dangerous brew.

Smut Clyde said...

Detoxification Lymphomyosot (from heel) was prescribed

Disappointingly, 'heel' turns out to be the name of the German company that makes Lymphomyosot, and not an anatomical location.
'Myosotis' because 'forget-me-not'. Whoever said Germans don't have a sense of humour?

The mother of the son has an obsession with cleaning and handled with aggressive cleaning agents
Presumably she has been exposed to even more toxic fumes than Sheila. Does she tend to wander away from home for days on end unless treated with 35%-alcohol vials of Lymphomyosot? The case study is strangely silent on this point.

Willy said...

Especially small pets such as hamsters, rabbits or ornamental birds speak in postural faults or vices particularly well to laser acupuncture. (Helpful hint found here.

What is the power setting for a foul-mouthed slouching hamster? Mr. Biggles better straighten up and fly right else he gets lased.

guitarist manqué said...

Whoever said Germans don't have a sense of humour?

What is "The Goons"?

I'll take rodential faults and vices for 60 Alex.