Monday, May 9, 2011

Lives of Quiet Desperation

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Career possibilities

  • Accountant
  • Events Coordinator
  • Computer & Network Security Manager
  • Urban Planner
  • Financial Analyst
  • Project Manager
  • Library Technician
  • Strategic Planner
  • Tourism Manager
The Flash banner at the site has a cute girl smiling in the breeze. She is beyond your reach, Mr. Conventional.

19 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

I dunno if library technician Truculent and Unreliable would agree with the label "conventional".

Substance McGravitas said...

These are AUSTRALIANS.

Smut Clyde said...

I do not see "Delusional Psychotic" anywhere in the accepted personality types. Hmmph.

Smut Clyde said...

Also I do not know why Ms. Social is looking up so blithely when there is a Piplup about to poop on her hand.

Substance McGravitas said...

Brought up the Piplups.

vacuumslayer said...

I see the artistic girl is suitably pixie/quirky-looking. Bleh.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

vs is objectively anti-pixie.

Substance McGravitas said...

I thought the artistic girl was more fairy-like.

vacuumslayer said...

The pixies won't let me into their damn club.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You were looking for something more unicorny?
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mikey said...

The pixies called the cops on me..

fish said...

I want to manage projects. I will start with the Substance-Riddled gopher collaboration.

Susan of Texas said...

Australia tells me I'm a thinker who should go into Justice or Communications. Maybe I should have been a bounty hunter. Or a bounty hunter's press agent.

fish said...

Bounty hunter class would be fun.

Kathleen said...

why is she holding an apple?

Substance McGravitas said...

She has become a teacher.

Another Kiwi said...

Australian semiotics: apple means "time for a beer"

Smut Clyde said...

why is she holding an apple?

That's Piplup poop.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Liver Desperation. Also an excellent band name.