Monday, May 16, 2011

Insupportable Policy Vs. Overambitious Force

EEEEEEWWWW!
Santorum slams Gingrich
Some awful person should make a gif of that. Hazy visions of a launcher coming into view...

Anyway, Little Ricky is standing up for the orthodoxy as only a guy who lost his last election can:

"Contrary to what Speaker Gingrich said yesterday, the Ryan plan does not 'suddenly impose' 'radical change,' " said Santorum. "It is a good first step toward positive reform of a program in desperate need of rescue."

Gingrich is under fire from conservatives for comments he made on NBC's "Meet the Press" over the weekend, questioning Ryan's plan.
Well wait a minute, is Santorum doing anything courageous here? Let's ask noted dumb guy Andrew Stiles:
Notice that Santorum stops short of fully endorsing Ryan’s proposal, simply calling it a “good first step toward positive reform.” Will any potential 2012 candidate dare to go all in on the Ryan budget?
Hey dumb guy, quite right! Which candidate has the fortitude to take the kiss of death offered up by Republican darling Paul Ryan? Or, um,
the craven cowardice? Which one wins the primaries and which one takes the election? Newt and Mitt have this figured out: say the opposite thing when required.

7 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

For your launcher project:
Holothurian Goatse!

Includes the words ANAL TEETH.

Another Kiwi said...

Call me a naive and sentimental fool but I do not wish to see something that has the words anal teeth in it.
Also, toilet paper injuries!!!

mikey said...

Chew it going in.

Chew it coming out.

I gotta think it's taste buds we're most concerned with replicating in the, er, southern hemisphere.

Doo Carry on...

Kathleen said...

not even a few filler comments to ease into a anal teeth comment thread.

fish said...

Next movie, Human Pearlfishes.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I think Newt just wants to sell books. The Mittster is going to lose again, but he's making sure he loses with other people's money.

These people are boring. If I can't have Trump, at least give me Crazy Shelly on the ticket.
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Brando said...

Anal teeth + the picture floating in = this guy's not sleeping tonight.