Monday, May 9, 2011

Jokes

Ezra Dulls:
[...] here are some highlights of the “jokes” [Seth] Meyers almost used onstage [at the White House Correspondents' Dinner]:
  • So, have you heard about those Republicans? Yeah, I hate them and I think they’re stupid.
  • The funniest thing about Obama is how SO MANY people don’t get how cool and smart and physically attractive he is.
  • Q: Why did the blonde get confused by an ordinary household object? A: Cuz she was a Republican. And Republicans are stupid.
  • “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Republicans.” “Republicans who?” “Republicans sure are stupid and evil.”
  • So, a Republican walks into a bar, and I get super upset.
  • A black man, a Hispanic, and a Jew enter a bar. They all say in turn, “Voting Republican would make us traitors to our races!”
  • So, what’s the deal with the Tea Party? Is it racist, or is it SUPER racist?
My apologies, his last name is spelled DULIS.

Does the following make more sense now?



Also two jokes walk into a bar. The bartender says DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.

15 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Actually if you imagine those jokes being told in Seth Meyer's voice with this cadence, they're actually pretty fucking funny.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Does the following make more sense now?

It was funnier the last time!
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vacuumslayer said...

So Obama walks into a bar, and NOT EVERYONE pulls out their kneepads and mouthwash. CRAZY, right?

HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA!HA! HA! OMG, he has us so NAILED.


I got zrm's w/v word: "undedy"

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

What do you get when you eat all teh potatoes?

Substance McGravitas said...

They're all gone!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

BWAAAHhAHahaHAHHAHhaHAAH!!!

They're all gone! HAHhahHahahaHAHA.

Oh, that's a funneh one.

Another Kiwi said...

Yeaahhh! All gone!!!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

What do you get when you eat all teh potatoes?

A bellyache!!

Substance McGravitas said...

I don't get it.

M. Bouffant said...

What the fucking hell:

A blond, a brunette, & a redhead got together and disfigured Michelle Bachmann’s face with acid, and it was awesome.

Mr. Dull-ass's mental processes could best be described as disturbed.

Substance McGravitas said...

Some liberal must have disfigured the letters in Michele's name with acid.

vacuumslayer said...

"A blond,"


I've never been anywhere near her.

But seriously, that attempt at a joke is pretty indicative of a sick mind at work. Also, I'm pretty sure it's another attempt to imply that all liberal women are jealous of super-hawt conservababes.

Another Kiwi said...

It's projection. The wingnut dislike of teh Girlies. At least this person can realise that he is disturbed and people will be repulsed so he is trying to pretend it is luhbruls.

Kathleen said...

I am not clicking. that excerpt was pain enough. I still haven't recovered from THOR.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

recovering from Thor
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