Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Inspirational Writings

Get the fucking poem writ
Just sit right down and type the shit
And make it motherfucking rhyme
Lest your fat ass find it's kicking time

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Left here for some reason.

14 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Left here for some reason
Perhaps your mom to be pleasin'
Left here for some rhyme
Your dad's ass is sublime,
But what's moar
Yer mom's the whore.

vacuumslayer said...

Your poem made me chuckle, Sub.

It's kinda mean and abusive--I like that!

M. Bouffant said...

Form is fascism.
Poetry that rhymes
sucks.

Substance McGravitas said...

Your dad has been buttfucked from China to Dover
His ass pokes right up when face down in the clover
When nailed for an hour he'll do twenty three more
But the sad news dear lad is your mummy's a whore.

vacuumslayer said...

Of course now Im wondering if there's some fat guy you keep chained to a desk and force to write ALL your poetry.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

It is on like Donkey Kong.

Your father's ass is a popular destination
For sex tourists with a love of degradation.
For the truly depraved, there can be no other,
Except for the whore that's your mother.

Substance McGravitas said...

Your papasan's pooper's been plunged plenty good
He whinges and whines when he's welcoming wood
The line up to lay him is lively and long
But your mom is the whore in this sweetly-rhymed song.

fish said...

Your dad is the pan for my egg fu young
He's the barrel hole for my massive bung
He's the vacuum that sucks my hardwood floor
But at the end of the day, your mom's the whore

Substance McGravitas said...

Your dad's got a dick up his dunghole again
He's been balling the ball team since last night at ten
That's just the home team, there's still more in store
But face facts my friend it's your mom that's the whore.

fish said...

Although you felt he was acting quite crass
your pop went the day with a vibrator filled ass
his squeals of delight could be heard from offshore
but it don't change the fact that your mom is the whore.

mikey said...

Now, my dad's hungers and thirsts are quite radical, sure
It's a vast population wear's the scent of his manure
But it seems somewhat judgemental, and also quite crass
To compare me dear mum to dad's well plundered ass

Substance McGravitas said...

Your dad has been fucking with Tom Dick and Harold
Using his bum's shooting fish in a barrel
The whole town and more have been through his back door
But that's not a patch on your mom, who's a whore.

mikey said...

Mom's a sweetheart. She IS. Yeah, she likes a good time
But having many admirers is really no crime
They're merely responding to her unusual allure
As they line up from here to Christianne Amanpour...

Substance McGravitas said...

Your dad's like a ride at the carnival fair
He bucks like a bronc with his butt in the air
And it's free! Come everyone! Come all who'll come!
But that can't be said for your whore of a mum.