We Girls Should Know Less

OMG K-Lo is upset about sex again!

The girls Salon dismissed, sisters Sydney and Tess Volanski — a soon-to-be high-school sophomore and freshman, respectively — left the Girl Scouts after eight years* because the organization’s current values — signaled by its ties to Planned Parenthood — clash with their own. And, yes, they set up a website about the Girl Scouts that is a little hat tip to their favorite singer: Its name, “Speak Now,” is the title of one of Swift’s songs.

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Sydney tells me: “Many Girl Scouts are good, wholesome girls. The problem lies within the national organization’s leadership and its lack of adherence to its promise of neutrality.” She adds that girls often need and “should get help, but Planned Parenthood and abortion — what GSUSA is directing them to — are not help. Abortion has serious risks for women, including breast cancer, infertility, post-traumatic stress disorder, and suicide. Does this sound like help?”

Pregnancy: risk free and helpful in itself! Mind you, a more careful blogger would mention that Planned Parenthood provides a range of services that blah blah blah REPUBLICAN SMASH.

K-Lo doesn't much get into the fact that the girls are spouting horseshit. A look at the site the girls SET UP ALL BY THEMSELVES is suspiciously...well wait a minute, let me pick on K-Lo instead of a couple of kids and whoever wrote all that guff on their site.

The beginning of the rude awakening for Sydney and Tess was a graphic pamphlet produced by the International Planned Parenthood Federation, Healthy, Happy and Hot, which was reportedly distributed at the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts meeting last year.

Dear K-Lo: you are an adult and as such should be setting an example to children instead of being a big poopy-faced** liar using the word "reportedly" to get away with repeating a falsehood NOTED IN THE FUCKING SALON ARTICLE YOU LINKED TO. And quoting yourself as the "reportedly" link is, uh, unwise because you are a goddamned dimwit. Also Jackhammer Jesus gets good reviews.

*Things were so much better when I was six years old.

**Yes? No?

UPDATE!

One vote is plenty for me as I am a liberal who IGNORES ELECTION RESULTS ANYWAY! HA HA!

But no complaints please, I am still serving you, the common blog reader: ordinarily you would have to pay big money to see K-Lo shitfaced.