Who better to expound on the institution of marriage than a promiscuous, never-been-married Hollywood liberal out promoting a movie about an oversexed teacher “saving up cash for a boob job?”I dunno Jeannie? WHO? Newt Gingrich?* The Pope? YOU?
[Cameron] Diaz’s thoughts on traditional marriage were a perfect promotional segue for her new movie “Bad Teacher.” After demeaning a God-ordained institution, wanton schoolmarm Diaz set her sights on glorifying her role as a bawdy middle school teacher who probably makes child predator/stellar educators Mary Kay Letourneau and Debra LaFave both look like Teacher of the Year.Thank you Jeannie DeAngelis, I am now convinced that I should spend no more time on Cameron Diaz than, um, the budget and the bandwidth allows for. Oh, and marriage is, um, I forget. Sexy teacherish or something?
“Lying seductively across a desk in a thigh-high miniskirt and red stilettos in a clutter-filled classroom,” Cameron graced the pages of the rude men’s magazine [Maxim]. Referring to the movie “Bad Teacher,” the publication declares: “It’s not every day that one of the world’s biggest movie stars offers to fulfill your schoolboy fantasies. But then Cameron Diaz is not your average movie star… Miss Diaz, we’ve been bad, bad boys!”
*Not stolen wholesale from Thundra in comments I swear!
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"Wanton schoolmarm Diaz"? Someone needs to explain to Jeannie that a character in a film and the actress who plays that character are actually different people.
a promiscuous, never-been-married Hollywood liberal
"Intruding frequently into the author's fantasy life" does not constitute evidence of promiscuity. In fact, Ms. Diaz is one of the few people who has legally proved herself not to be promiscuous, by winning 'substantial damages' against a newspaper that said she was.
I dunno Jeannie? WHO? Franklin Graham? The Pope? YOU?
NEWT!
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Ooh, you beat me. I was just editing that.
she’s the one who bragged about her promiscuity
Does she not realize that the quote she presents as proof in no way supports her statement? Diaz is not bragging about having sex, she's making a hypothetical statement about what makes one a homosexual.
Does she not realize
The all-titillation article in the service of family values would argue against the proper functioning of her realization modules.
would argue against the proper functioning of her realization modules.
NOT MY FAULT!!
sheesh.
"wanton schoolmarm" is totally the name of my new band
"Won Ton Schoolmarm" for me
I can see where this is going you know.
the proper functioning of her realization modules.
With sufficiently good projection, you do not need a mirror.
Diaz is not bragging about having sex, she's making a hypothetical statement about what makes one a homosexual.
That's even worse, because it obfuscates the real homosexual agenda... her statement is a Trojan Horse, its colon filled with sweaty, manly Greeks with rippling muscles and long, hard spears...
Imma go for "One Ton Stool Farm" for my band name.
Yup.
her statement is a Trojan Horse, its colon filled with sweaty, manly Greeks with rippling muscles and long, hard spears...
Wow, lesbianism sounds pretty different from what I expected.
re: Post title
U R DOIN IT RONG.
Nobody let this guy know what Bristol Palin's been up to!
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