Insupportable Policy Vs. Overambitious Force

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Santorum slams Gingrich

Some awful person should make a gif of that. Hazy visions of a launcher coming into view...

Anyway, Little Ricky is standing up for the orthodoxy as only a guy who lost his last election can:

"Contrary to what Speaker Gingrich said yesterday, the Ryan plan does not 'suddenly impose' 'radical change,' " said Santorum. "It is a good first step toward positive reform of a program in desperate need of rescue."

Gingrich is under fire from conservatives for comments he made on NBC's "Meet the Press" over the weekend, questioning Ryan's plan.

Well wait a minute, is Santorum doing anything courageous here? Let's ask noted dumb guy Andrew Stiles:

Notice that Santorum stops short of fully endorsing Ryan’s proposal, simply calling it a “good first step toward positive reform.” Will any potential 2012 candidate dare to go all in on the Ryan budget?

Hey dumb guy, quite right! Which candidate has the fortitude to take the kiss of death offered up by Republican darling Paul Ryan? Or, um,

the craven cowardice? Which one wins the primaries and which one takes the election? Newt and Mitt have this figured out: say the opposite thing when required.